Remember a few years ago when people were sending emails to whomever and making social media posts with a bunch of...

Remember a few years ago when people were sending emails to whomever and making social media posts with a bunch of keywords to troll GWB's NSA data collection activities? This is sort of like that, but more focused.

"It would be a CRYING SHAME if people started emailing *gailey@unl.edu with lists of sensitive words. If, say, a whole bunch of you, using your real and/or fake email addresses, were to FREQUENTLY SEND such a list to GAILEY@UNL.EDU, this would TRAGICALLY RESULT IN THE NRA & GOP HAVING TO PAY THE UNIVERSITY FOR THE TIME IT TAKES TO PUNK THEM AND THAT WOULD BE SO SO SO SAD.

So for example UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER should a shit ton of of people email -->gailey@unl.edu<-- with nonsensical references to “secret plans” and “big time antifa action planning” with cryptic codes interspersed in the email. And PLEASE I BEG YOU do not dump the following keywords into the body of the message:
REPUBLICAN GOP DONALD TRUMP MIKE PENCE BETSY DEVOS PETE RICKETTS BEN SASSE JEFF FORTENBERRY DEB FISCHER DON BACON ADRIAN SMITH NRA NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION WAYNE LAPIERRE CHRIS COX OLIVER NORTH TED NUGENT TURNING POINT TPUSA CHARLIE KIRK ANTIFA ANTIFASCIST.

Because dumping those words in the email will GUARANTEE that some fine upstanding official pushing the Trump/Ricketts agenda or a VERY EXPENSIVE NRA ATTORNEY will WASTE THEIR PRECIOUS TIME combing through hundreds or thousands of pages of confusing nonsense when all they are trying to do is silence a private citizen who speaks out about their lies and destruction."*
https://www.themaven.net/beingliberal/room/you-write-the-nra-pays-to-read-it-it-s-a-simple-fun-and-easy-call-to-action-l4-b5sWyDUarIOmZPklc2w/

Comments

John Bump said…
Kinda interesting to make a markov chainer and feed it with those words so it would crank out relatively rational sentences using them, rather than a big block of them all jammed together that a good scan filter could filter out.
Jason ON said…
John E. Bredehoft that was a great article.

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