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Remember kids, if you're going to be a douche, make sure the road is clear ahead.

Remember kids, if you're going to be a douche, make sure the road is clear ahead.  Have you ever done anything stupid on a bike? I've done a few things that shall remain nameless. Luckily no one was injured and no property was damaged.  https://youtu.be/kooC3DTFne8?t=12s

So moonbows are a real thing. Who knew? Had anyone ever witnessed one?

So moonbows are a real thing. Who knew? Had anyone ever witnessed one? http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/archive/2015/05/31.html

Steve Johnson​ is in here somewhere. Sash Walker​ isn't in this picture. ;)

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Steve Johnson​ is in here somewhere. Sash Walker​ isn't in this picture. ;)

I certainly hope the Right comes out and denounces this governor for overstepping his legal authority like they do...

I certainly hope the Right comes out and denounces this governor for overstepping his legal authority like they do when Obama does just about anything. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7473494

President Obama thinks prisoners at Gitmo are more important than your children!

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President Obama thinks prisoners at Gitmo are more important than your children! Damn imperial socialist bleeding heart pinko liberal! Yes, I get it. Contrary to popular opinion I'm not that dumb. Originally shared by Dihydrogen Monoxide Awareness When will it end?

I don't want to mention any names but someone started a fight he couldn't finish.

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I don't want to mention any names but someone started a fight he couldn't finish.

Who would have thought to investigate 3D cameras at the LoC? What a fascinating discovery!

Who would have thought to investigate 3D cameras at the LoC? What a fascinating discovery! Originally shared by Miami Herald “Republic of Cuba, birth of a nation” features stereographic images of life in Cuba from 1859 to 1902. http://ow.ly/NDGSf

Also today in Colorado. Photosphere style.

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Also today in Colorado. Photosphere style.

Today in Colorado.

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Today in Colorado.

Watching. Spanish with English subtitles means I have to pay attention.

Watching. Spanish with English subtitles means I have to pay attention. https://youtu.be/0ZUNR1zxRYE

Kung Fury! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlEJ2LeJ6B8 <== click this first

Kung Fury!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlEJ2LeJ6B8 <== click this first Originally shared by Noble This is the best! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

If you have a few minutes, this is an excellent read (and video) about how the American Legislative Exchange Council...

If you have a few minutes, this is an excellent read (and video) about how the American Legislative Exchange Council (ALEC) pays for congress members. Yes, I said pays for .  Watch it and you'll understand how ALEC is protecting businesses at yours and mine expense.  http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/investigations/2015/05/21/investigators-legislators-and-corporate-lobbyists-meet-in-secret-at-georgia-resort/27695105/

Guess where?

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Guess where? Here for some kind of photos research usability study.

Should we call them_maps of shame_?

Should we call them_maps of shame_? http://www.vox.com/2015/5/27/8618261/america-maps-truths

This would have been hilarious to witness in real life.

This would have been hilarious to witness in real life. via Sarah Rios​ Originally shared by Amanda Lord I rarely laugh at things on the internet.  I smirk.  Or I have that little "heh," that you get when you're a bit amused by something.  It is even more rare that I wind up LAUGHING LOUDLY AND CONTINUALLY.     I tell you right now to read this, but only if you are in a place where you don't need to explain to other people what you're laughing at.  Because I about died.  http://www.chicagonow.com/becoming-supermommy/2015/05/the-tale-of-my-daughters-penises/

I'm rolling here! Ha ha ha!

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I'm rolling here! Ha ha ha! Originally shared by **** One for the ladies.

Instead of indicating his dietary restrictions up front or returning the drink for a more kosher one, this guy...

Instead of indicating his dietary restrictions up front or returning the drink for a more kosher one, this guy decided to shoot a man and kill a dog. http://freethinker.co.uk/2015/05/22/man-hurt-dog-killed-when-wrong-juice-was-served-to-a-jew/

For those of you into spiders (and yes, there are people who are into spiders) the Denver Museum of Nature and...

For those of you into spiders (and yes, there are people who are into spiders) the Denver Museum of Nature and Science has an announcement. https://twitter.com/DenverMuseumNS/status/603684911606833153

While I'm not going to #io15 I am going to Google tommorrow morning as part of a usability study for the Goog.

While I'm not going to #io15 I am going to Google tommorrow morning as part of a usability study for the Goog.  _Dear Jason, Thanks for your interest in Google's usability studies!  I have scheduled a usability session for you._ This study will be about photo/picture management in Google's ecosphere, from what I understand. They didn't give me much to go on, just be ready to share 75-120 of my photos. So, I'm not sure if this is part of the new photos app announcement or moving Photos to Drive or what. If you have any questions I should ask if they ask for feedback, let me know now.

That's a good dog human.

That's a good dog human.  Originally shared by ABC News Following a terminal diagnosis, Poh, a mixed-breed dog from New York City, has been living his dying days traveling the nation with his owner, crossing off many desirable destinations from their bucket list. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/york-man-takes-dying-dog-bucket-list-adventure/story?id=31338158

Glorious!

Glorious! https://youtu.be/v5s62tpM5fo <== here it is Originally shared by Casey McKinnon I would watch the Hell out of this in black and white! https://i-d.vice.com/en_us/article/george-miller-prefers-watching-mad-max-in-black-and-white

Because the stupid is everywhere.

Because the stupid is everywhere. Originally shared by Tom Moncho Having started in the travel industry as a retail travel agent doing mostly leisure travel, I can attest that some people really are that dumb. It goes beyond not being an experienced traveler. I've heard some incredibly stupid questions myself. My personal Top 3: 1. Are there any cruises that leave from Las Vegas? 2. Why do I have to change in St. Louis? I always dress nice when I fly. 3. I know this sounds racist, but are there a lot of black people in the Bahamas? Are there any islands where there aren't so many?  __________________ THESE ARE ACTUAL COMPLAINTS RECEIVED BY "THOMAS COOK VACATIONS" FROM DISSATISFIED CUSTOMERS: 1. "They should not allow topless sunbathing on the beach. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax." 2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food." 3. &

Ha! Good on The Rock for doing this.

Ha! Good on The Rock for doing this. http://mashable.com/2015/05/22/the-rock-surprise-wedding/

A whole new kind of black.

A whole new kind of black. Originally shared by Marilyn Gerber Color voodoo, man http://modernnotion.com/this-material-is-so-black-that-you-cant-fully-understand-it/

A little peek behind the curtain of how and why TV shows might get canceled or renewed.

A little peek behind the curtain of how and why TV shows might get canceled or renewed. Apparently popularity doesn't matter. What matters is can this make money for us a few years down the road or does a TV exec enjoy it? http://www.vox.com/2015/5/26/8646631/tv-shows-canceled-cancellation

Don't trust the machines! They're out to get us.

Don't trust the machines ! They're out to get us. Seriously, though. People have become to reliant on technology. Stories abound of people driving into lakes or off piers because they were following their GPS and not thinking, of kids who can't read an analog clock and cashiers who can't process simple change without the register telling them. Technology is supposed to make our lives easier not turn us into imbeciles. http://fusion.net/story/139703/self-parking-car-accident-no-pedestrian-detection/

Words! Seems the dictionary is catching up with modern jargon.

Words! Seems the dictionary is catching up with modern jargon. http://time.com/3896800/merriam-webster-update-nsfw-dark-money-wtf/

As long as he doesn't come over to the Plus...

As long as he doesn't come over to the Plus... http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-intersect/wp/2015/05/26/charles-johnson-one-of-the-internets-most-infamous-trolls-has-finally-been-banned-from-twitter/

Jesus H. Christ​, +Google!

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Jesus H. Christ​, +Google! what happened to the dinosaurs leads to this creationist BS? How can I trust any search result after this?

How Memorial Day was founded by black Union soldiers and subsequently covered up by white people who wanted their...

How Memorial Day was founded by black Union soldiers and subsequently covered up by white people who wanted their own version of the day remembered. #MemorialDay http://mobile.nytimes.com/2011/05/30/opinion/30blight.html?referrer

Swung by Denver ComicCon yesterday.

Swung by Denver ComicCon yesterday. Lots of Jayne Cobbs but nothing by way of Mals, Zoes, Kaleys or any of the others. Maybe a Wash or maybe just some kid who didn't know how to dress. #firefly

Thanks, Centurylink​!

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Thanks, Centurylink​! #MemorialDay

I never played Mario Kart.

I never played Mario Kart. https://youtu.be/NAxFjVCkpRY

Different Neighbors This Time

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So, that happened last Saturday night. There I was, it was Saturday night, I had no other plans other than sitting there flipping through the television channels instead of doing something productive. I'd finally settled on The Animal Planet, a show called Mermaids: the Body Found .   My attention was split between the television show, doing something on the computer that wasn't going to change the world and listening to my friend talk about … whatever it was she was talking about. Not that I wasn't listening, it's just that after the rest of the evening played out it really wasn't that important enough to recall. The clock read 9:40. I know this because my eyes were already drooping and I was wondering if it was too early to crawl into bed, especially on a Saturday evening. Then we heard it. Between my friend talking and the television trying to convince us that humans were closer to Mermaids than great apes - shouting. What was that? Was it

We had a nice old mall here that was recently redeveloped into a Target.

We had a nice old mall here that was recently redeveloped into a Target. I've heard of Cinderella City in Englewood (which is about 11 miles east of where I'm sitting) but it was long gone before I moved to the area. http://blogs.voanews.com/all-about-america/2015/05/20/heres-your-chance-to-live-in-a-deserted-shopping-mall/

Because we all need a good laugh now and again.

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Because we all need a good laugh now and again. Originally shared by Rob Gordon And you thought you were having a bad day.

I was the kid who got to sit in the auditorium while kids whose parents could pay for field trips and extra...

I was the kid who got to sit in the auditorium while kids whose parents could pay for field trips and extra activities had a chance to explore life a little more. That's one of the earliest memories I have of knowing there was something different between me and the other kids. It was a lot longer before I realized it was a socioeconomic issue. Is it fair to children that $10 separates them from their peers? Ten dollars isn't that much money. A thousand dollars would have allowed the rest of the students to attend the fair. Would it have been so hard to ask the community to help? A business or two? Other parents? Instead, the school chose to teach a harsh lesson to about 100 students: you are less than.  Some of those kids won't ever unlearn that lesson. I was fortunate, or perhaps it's just not in my nature to consider myself less than anyone. A few though, they might take a minute to self-reflect - to realize that we're all equal - that our pants go on one leg at

Not my bike, nor my picture, but I want one bad.

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Not my bike, nor my picture, but I want one bad.  This post is a test. I repeat, this is only a test. If you are seeing this post at any other time do no refresh as important instructions will follow. I repeat, this is only a test. Has anyone noticed that #hashtags  are gone from the upper right hand corner of the post card? (ha ha ha, post card ! That was completely unintentional) For years Google was auto-adding hashtags to posts based on the content that was being shared and now there's nothing. Not even on posts with manually added hashtags. Or am I the only one seeing this? Am I dreaming? Is this Inception-like? Holy crap! Is any of this real? Is the universe just an illusion? Is reality a perception of the mind? Bonus points if you can name the bike.

If it's no big deal when the NSA does it, then it should be no big deal when anyone listens in on you. Right?

If it's no big deal when the NSA does it, then it should be no big deal when anyone listens in on you. Right? http://www.wearealwayslistening.com/recordings.html Originally shared by Screw Muggz The walls have ears. http://rt.com/usa/261589-nsa-prank-devices-listening/

I'll just leave this here and silently judge you guys who claim you can't, ahem, perform without coffee.

I'll just leave this here and silently judge you guys who claim you can't, ahem , perform without coffee. http://www.forbes.com/sites/alicegwalton/2015/05/24/coffee-may-perk-up-more-than-mens-brains-it-may-ward-off-erectile-dysfunction/

I don't think it's as funny as some of their earlier stuff, but still not bad. #avengers

I don't think it's as funny as some of their earlier stuff, but still not bad. #avengers https://youtu.be/OOQnk-hRVuc

Where the hell is Pittsbutgh?

Where the hell is Pittsbutgh ? http://pittsburgh.suntimes.com/pit-business/7/114/138701/uber-test-car-spotted-around-pittsbutgh

Accompanied friend of mine to the Sprint​ store earlier today while she shopped for a new phone.

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Accompanied friend of mine to the Sprint​ store earlier today while she shopped for a new phone. While there I played with a Lumia 635 (I think it was a 635). It's the first time I've played with Microsoft Lumia since Microsoft partnered with Nokia. While I don't have a lot to say about the OS, the Lumia's body was so incredibly tiny. Were they always tiny? I could have sworn they used to be bigger.

For all you people who posted the "It's 2015, where's my hoverboard" in January 1st of this year, well, here you are.

For all you people who posted the "It's 2015, where's my hoverboard" in January 1st of this year, well, here you are. Maybe not available for consumer use yet, but it's here. Now stop complaining. Originally shared by Laston Kirkland So this exists. http://youtu.be/Bfa9HrieUyQ

Why?

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Why? via Frederica Mussolini​ Originally shared by Tammy Stone MEAT PANTS!

This is awesome!

This is awesome! #gay #lgbt #rodeo Originally shared by Nick Waye Bahaahaaahaaa! http://flip.it/f40Jv

"A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view."

"A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view." Just came across this quote for the first time ever and love it.

Home schooled and can barely write his own name?

Home schooled and can barely write his own name? Taking turns molesting their sister? The parents knew and did nothing except run when the authorities found out? How much rehabilitation are these young men going to have to go through? How much counseling will the sister need? All because their parents are wackados? http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/four-of-six-homeschooled-brothers-plead-guilty-to-molesting-their-sister-while-anti-school-parents-did-nothing/

Time travel is real!!

Time travel is real!! http://m.9gag.com/gag/a9dQmnW

Ha ha ha! Oops.

Ha ha ha! Oops. This isn't really funny but it's a little funny. [I wouldn't even know how to hashtag this] http://money.cnn.com/2015/05/22/technology/adult-friendfinder-hacked/

Good. The so-called Patriot Act needs to die.

Good. The so-called Patriot Act needs to die. http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/may/21/senate-scrambles-patriot-act-nsa-surveillance-deadline

Fascinating! Learn a real elfen language and really impress your RenFest friends!

Fascinating! Learn a real elfen language and really impress your RenFest friends! via Marla Caldwell​ Originally shared by Ancient Origins The ancient Viking language of Elfdalian has been almost entirely wiped out, with only 2,500 people in a tiny forest community in Sweden currently keeping it alive. Now people fight to revive the historic tongue by bringing it back to schools before it vanishes completely.  #viking   #forest   #sweden   #language   http://www.ancient-origins.net/news-general/elfdalian-ancient-viking-forest-language-sweden-set-be-revived-003093

How to cook four steaks, some fish and a few hot dogs in under four minutes.

How to cook four steaks, some fish and a few hot dogs in under four minutes. https://vimeo.com/104105171

Now I'm all upset I didn't hear anything.

Now I'm all upset I didn't hear anything. http://www.techtimes.com/articles/53996/20150519/strange-trumpet-sounds-heard-over-u-s-canada-australia-other-countries-from-god-aliens-or-just-our-planet-videos.htm

Just helping a brotha out.

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Just helping a brotha out. Originally shared by Mara Mascaro (Phiria) Please reshare and help the man! #princessbride   #inigomontoya   #theprincessbride

For anyone who's seen The Cove you know this is a good thing.

For anyone who's seen The Cove you know this is a good thing. For those of you who haven't, you should. However, this isn't a documentary for children or people with empathy. http://m.smh.com.au/national/australian-group-forces-japanese-aquariums-to-stop-buying-dolphins-caught-in-harrowing-chase-20150520-gh67qv.html

I can't, for the life of me, understand why someone would be searching these terms in Maps to begin with.

I can't, for the life of me, understand why someone would be searching these terms in Maps to begin with. Or, why it leads to the White House. http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/05/20/google-maps-white-house-racial-slur-president-obama/27640023/

I had this big long post typed out regarding my frustration over people who can't make a coherent argument, but...

I had this big long post typed out regarding my frustration over people who can't make a coherent argument, but stopped before hitting Share to watch this little documentary.  I highly suggest this documentary instead of listening to me rant about stupid people. It's only about an hour. I was able to catch it on PBS but maybe you can find it elsewhere. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kstvzdoaKwc

Want to be a rocket scientist? Good news, NASA​ just made it a lot simpler. If you're into coding, that is.

Want to be a rocket scientist? Good news, NASA​ just made it a lot simpler. If you're into coding, that is. http://www.nextgov.com/emerging-tech/2015/05/nasas-codes-go-public/112990/

When President Obama joined Twitter all the asshats (ie: conservatives) came out in full force to harass and...

When President Obama joined Twitter all the asshats (ie: conservatives) came out in full force to harass and threaten him. Is social media harassment cause for a visit from the Secret Service? In some cases, yes. Where is the line between free speech and a true threat on social sites? http://www.dailydot.com/politics/obama-potus-twitter-account-threats/

And now that he's thief every case he ever worked on is suspect. Way to go, Officer.

And now that he's thief every case he ever worked on is suspect. Way to go, Officer. Originally shared by Miami Herald A Miami-Dade police sergeant making six figures is facing charges he stole county gas to fill up his wife’s BMW. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/community/miami-dade/article21321198.html

Why isn't this feature built into Chrome?

Why isn't this feature built into Chrome?  via Ciro Villa  Originally shared by Mashable You need this Chrome extension. http://on.mash.to/1cLzOUg

How in this universe are this man and militia not labeled "christian terrorists?

How in this universe are this man and militia not labeled "christian terrorists?" Seriously, aside from not going through with anything, how is this man different than Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? http://www.rawstory.com/2015/05/failed-congressional-candidate-pleads-guilty-in-plot-to-massacre-muslims-we-will-be-cruel-to-them/#.VVq12fd2Be5.google_plusone_share

A fun little article for anyone interested in SciFi, the navy or space ships.

A fun little article for anyone interested in SciFi, the navy or space ships. http://criticalshit.org/2015/05/15/on-the-taxonomy-of-spaceships/

I used to live on Ft.

I used to live on Ft. Hood, just a few miles west of Waco. Didn't own a bike there, but have been to Waco a few times. Twin Peaks wasn't around then but I have been to them here in Denver a few times. For the life of me I can't imagine starting a fight around all those hot girls. EDIT : New information: http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/19/us/waco-texas-biker-gang-shooting.html Apparently the local police knew there was a chance this could break out into a fight. http://www.kxxv.com/story/29085892/police-respond-to-shooting-between-biker-gangs-at-restaurant

Equal treatment under the law? Not so fast, says this experiment.

Equal treatment under the law? Not so fast, says this experiment. http://reverbpress.com/justice/open-carry-experiment-exposes-more-racism-in-policing/

Is anyone really sympathetic to this man?

Is anyone really sympathetic to this man? Originally shared by Miami Herald The latest from columnist Leonard Pitts Jr. http://ow.ly/N3DDf

What a great idea?

What a great idea? Not only does it put some of those bags to good use but the homeless get a sleeping mat out of the whole process. I have to wonder how durable they all are, though. And can they be recycled after they're broken instead of just thrown away. Regardless, this is great upcycling. Via Chris Kim A​ Originally shared by R Palmer http://www.kpho.com/story/27599684/crocheting-for-a-cause-500-plastic-bags-are-a-comfort-for-the-homeless#.VVjQeI8QxZw.google_plusone_share

This is the America the Christian Right wants to live in each time they fight a gay rights bill.

This is the America the Christian Right wants to live in each time they fight a gay rights bill. Don't allow gay peoples equal rights and dehumanize them in an effort to change public perception. http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/_i_kill_them_hbo_s_vice_goes_to_uganda_to_see_what_american_anti_gay_christians_have_created

This is a great read end echoes my own thoughts of (the vast majority of) people out there who never challenge...

This is a great read end echoes my own thoughts of (the vast majority of) people out there who never challenge themselves with new ideas. This unwillingness to be offended by exposure to different perspectives isn't restricted to ideological spectrums, either. Originally shared by **** "They're right: great literature isn't safe. Robust conversation isn't safe. Rigorous intellectual pursuits can bring you to all kinds of alarming places. And this is a good thing." http://www.ncregister.com/blog/simcha-fisher/columbia-students-lay-siege-to-themselves

Blue skies in Denver today for the first time in - it feels like - forever.

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Blue skies in Denver today for the first time in - it feels like - forever. Rain expected this afternoon. Just to give you some scale, these photos are all SOOC. No editing, adjustments, filters or anything else.

Free scotch last night means slight headache this morning. Boo!

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Free scotch last night means slight headache this morning. Boo! Also, does anyone know where the jellybean guys went in my Plus app/for Android?

Vodka bar? But I've been drinking the water of life.

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Vodka bar? But I've been drinking the water of life .

My name tag for the evening.

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My name tag for the evening.

My fat ass just met Henry Rollins!!

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My fat ass just met Henry Rollins!!

His son runs the charity and they're trying to raise $1 million dollars. Doesn't Romney have that in his wallet?

His son runs the charity and they're trying to raise $1 million dollars. Doesn't Romney have that in his wallet? http://m.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2015/0515/Mitt-Romney-vs.-Evander-Holyfield-in-the-boxing-ring.-Really .

Have any of you been coerced or, at least, suggested to that you support your company's political interests?

Have any of you been coerced or, at least, suggested to that you support your company's political interests? http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/05/11/us-usa-election-workers-insight-idUSKBN0NW0AC20150511

Aww... Poor Google+​.

Aww... Poor Google+​. [Anyone want to clue me in on the T one. Is that Tumblr?] https://youtu.be/GCQlmyM7GkM

Guess who got into something today? Hint: it wasn't me.

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Guess who got into something today? Hint: it wasn't me.

I had a chance to see BB King during a USO tour while stationed in Hungary. Great musician.

I had a chance to see BB King during a USO tour while stationed in Hungary. Great musician. Originally shared by MTD Sad day. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/b-b-king-dead-at-89-his-lawyer-says/

On the TV right now.

On the TV right now. https://youtu.be/MVt32qoyhi0

The TL;DR version is this:

The TL;DR version is this: Those who hold these views would hold anti-abortion views because they would be more likely to think that a woman should not have the right to control what happens to her body during pregnancy. She ought to be a slave to her biological functions that she cannot control being the passive, motherly, kind person that she is. It follows that since women are maternal, in general, having an abortion would be going against their natural instincts. In the mind's of anti-abortionists, killing an unborn baby is, therefore, more important than the woman's right to her own body. http://bigthink.com/ideafeed/anti-abortionists-also-sexist-new-worrying-study-finds

Is Google Hangouts less secure than we all thought?

Is Google Hangouts less secure than we all thought? http://m.timesofindia.com/tech/tech-news/Apple-iMessage-more-secure-than-Google-Hangouts/articleshow/47269515.cms

Because ... art?

Because ... art ? I still prefer real life books over electronic ones. http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/248182/man-photocopies-his-kindle-to-make-physical-backup/?utm_source=share-gp&utm_medium=button

There's an SV is there somewhere.

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There's an SV is there somewhere.

As seen o Facebook (where I had to go to see all the "birthday wishes" from friends who can't call or text but just...

As seen o Facebook (where I had to go to see all the "birthday wishes" from friends who can't call or text but just need to hit that birthday button over there). I think the comment was: "Why do they need these weapons for so-called exercises?" First of all, they're not weapons. They're LOS (that's line of sight ) communications arrays. Second of all, I stay away from Facebook because the people over there are just dumb. Even my friends. http://allnewspipeline.com/Microwave_Weapons_Nevada_Jade_Helm_15.php

I called the local police once because a handful of kids (let's say, late teens) were walking through the parking...

I called the local police once because a handful of kids (let's say, late teens) were walking through the parking lot of the condo complex where I live looking in the windows of various cars. A little later the police still hasn't arrived and I called back to say it looked like they went through a neighbor's window. The dispatcher actually asked me if I was she they weren't allowed in the home. I responded with, "Well, they went through the window not the door..." To which she replied, "but you don't know if they're guests who forgot their keys or not?" I didn't know that for sure, but their behavior was highly suspicious and less like a guest would behave, in my opinion. However, she kept pushing that point home: you're sure they're not friends of the homeowner, that they're not supposed to be there ? Finally, frustrated, I said, "The woman that lives there is a middle aged single white woman. It looks like three black g

I don't normally share animated gifs but this one is pretty darn cool. #guns #boomshakalaka

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I don't normally share animated gifs but this one is pretty darn cool. #guns #boomshakalaka Originally shared by ****

Slightly older than I am.

Slightly older than I am. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/05/26/mighty-fine-at-10-america-oldest-vet-marks-birthday-with-cigar/?intcmp=latestnews?cmpid%3Dcmty_plus_fn

I said I like etymology not entomology!

I said I like etymology not entomology ! This is really fascinating, by the way. http://www.earthtouchnews.com/natural-world/how-it-works/uncovering-the-painful-secrets-behind-the-fire-ants-burn

Could the official US narrative be false?

Could the official US narrative be false? Absolutely. But until Mr. Hersh names his sources and they can be vetted it's a he said/she said game between him and the Obama Administration. Of course, the government could release all it's information as well, this allowing journalists and academics to determine the analytical trail. But that won't happen. Neither will Hersh. So, this turns into a game of do you trust the government or do you want ammo the Obama Administration lied about something? http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/05/12/us/seymour-hersh-article-alleges-cover-up-in-bin-laden-hunt.html?referrer

Want to take pictures of public spaces in Wyoming?

Want to take pictures of public spaces in Wyoming? Nope, not any more. Seems the WY legislators have decided any collection of data that is intended to be turned over to the state or federal governments is now a crime. All because Wyoming doesn't want to have to take a look inwards. http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2015/05/wyoming_law_against_data_collection_protecting_ranchers_by_ignoring_the.html?wpsrc=sh_all_tab_tw_top

I kind of want to meet this girl. She sounds amazing!

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I kind of want to meet this girl. She sounds amazing! Originally shared by John Baez Making yourself into a superhero I enjoyed this true story by Kelly McEvers: We met in a bar in Flagstaff, Arizona. I'd just moved back from Cambodia and I was going out for one of my first beers back in the States. Not long into the first one, I notice this Amazon of a woman with huge blond and red-streaked hair and frosty lips, wearing a short red tank dress and at least 50 bracelets. She's six feet tall and showing a lot of leg. People at the bar swivel their heads to watch her every move. She stands next to me to order a drink, and in this throaty voice says, "What are those?" pointing to my cigarettes. I tell her they're Cambodian. Her eyes light up and she shoots out a long, tan arm, and points at a table in the corner. She orders me there. Before I can say no, I'm following her to my seat. She tells me she's an international private investigator, a bounty hunter, an

First of all, $51/Mo for dial-up is called gouging your customers, AT&T​​.

First of all, $51/Mo for dial-up is called gouging your customers, AT&T​​. Secondly, yes, why aren't you and other companies more proactive in protecting your customers rather than abusing them? Why didn't those CSRs have the ability to investigate further and waive those fees? Why isn't something like this immediately forwarded to a manger or director? Thirdly, why did it take the threat of bad press for you to properly respond to this man's issue? This is the age of always on broadband internet, no one is going to feel empathy for you for claiming the man was dialing a wrong number all this time. Kind of reminds me of when AT&T​​ (Cingular) charged me data fees for being on WiFi. After 10 years I left for T-Mobile​​ and haven't regretted it one bit. http://www.cnet.com/news/at-t-sends-83-year-old-man-24000-bill-for-dial-up/

Did something tragic happen?

Did something tragic happen? Why aren't my Google Now or my News and Weather app displaying the weather? I mean, no display at all, not an empty or inaccurate display

The funniest episode of South Park I've seen in a long time. So funny and so wrong all at the same time.

The funniest episode of South Park I've seen in a long time. So funny and so wrong all at the same time. http://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes/s18e08-cock-magic

It's snowing. :frowny face:

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It's snowing. :frowny face:

Remember, boys and girls, the government of Florida is GOP.

Remember, boys and girls, the government of Florida is GOP. That's a Republican House, Senate and Executive. They had a mandate by the people of Florida and immediately ignored the will of the people. Originally shared by Breaking Miami News http://dlvr.it/9l9fRn

Just did the Clue Room, my first time with one of these. It wasn't what I was expecting but was still a lot of fun.

Just did the Clue Room, my first time with one of these. It wasn't what I was expecting but was still a lot of fun. http://goo.gl/maps/tNjwZ

#Music, like the rest of the universe, has evolved over time and has remained relatively diverse, believe it or not.

#Music, like the rest of the universe, has evolved over time and has remained relatively diverse, believe it or not. Well, except for the 80s. Long live #Nirvana! http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/computer-scientists-prove-80s-music-boring/

This barn is extremely visible from a state highway and for years I've been telling myself I'm going to stop and...

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This barn is extremely visible from a state highway and for years I've been telling myself I'm going to stop and take a picture of it. The problem has always been one of timing. Well, today timing worked out for me aside from the fact I didn't have my dSLR or tripod. Edited with Snapseed​.

Being the awesome dog person I am, I let Rufus chase a kitty up a tree.

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Being the awesome dog person I am, I let Rufus chase a kitty up a tree. The kitty was not a good climber and as I moved closer for a better picture it jumped from the tree and through a steel fence while Rufus tried to get the a good grip. The cat was almost too fat to slip through the bars on the fence.

Reminds me of an article I read months ago.

Reminds me of an article I read months ago. A staunch supporter of the police's right to use as much force as necessary, no matter how minor the perceived crime, found himself in a situation where the police were using too much force on him (or was it a family member?) for minor infraction. Suddenly he was not so supportive of police brutality. Originally shared by Ryan “IT Lab” Drewrey I agree. When cops just take another cop's cell phone and looks through it, it's wrong. I wonder if the police union feels just as strongly for cops invading the personal information of NON-POLICE too. "I can't believe my cell phone was taken and searched for no reason" Yeah, welcome to the problem. http://news.yahoo.com/police-union-sues-over-cellphone-searches-rowdy-party-195832013.html

I haven't watched this because I'm at the gym and I'm not sure I would if I wasn't.

I haven't watched this because I'm at the gym and I'm not sure I would if I wasn't. Last night I watched a video of a German Shepherd with a GoPro after its people left to go out to dinner and that was bad enough. http://m.fastcompany.com/3045897/someone-strapped-a-gopro-to-a-mumbai-street-dog-and-the-results-will-break-your-heart

Alright, that's a little funny.

Alright, that's a little funny. http://bigstory.ap.org/article/a087a731705c4bc38d02ca7bc3468cf0/authorities-find-fake-skeletons-underwater-lawn-chairs#overlay-context=

Will the internet survive if turned over to corporate interests?

Will the internet survive if turned over to corporate interests? Yes, I know that's a broad statement, it take it in relevance to the below article. http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/05/04/internet-governance-what-if-the-sky-really-is-falling/

Well, there was something I wasn't expecting to read today.

Well, there was something I wasn't expecting to read today. http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_28060134/denver-officer-responding-disturbance-pays-familys-dinner?source=rss

Ever since the Star Wars prequels I've thought story telling gave way to CGI in a major way and we're seeing it more...

Ever since the Star Wars prequels I've thought story telling gave way to CGI in a major way and we're seeing it more and more as bringing fantasy to the big screen has become easier and cheaper through the use of computers. Jurassic Park , Transformers , hell, even mundane non-scifi movies like the Fast and Furious franchise are spending more time hammering out CGI than great stories. CGI is being used like a crutch in Hollywood, encouraging studios to put out substandard films as long as they can make up for them with a CGI bonanza. As a reader, a writer and an avid movie goer, the narrative should be paramount in any film or television show. It's the story that sticks with us, that we'll talk about at the water cooler and debate over drinks with friends. http://variety.com/2015/film/news/avengers-age-of-ultron-cgi-special-effects-1201487125/

Well, that's slightly terrifying.

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Well, that's slightly terrifying. Originally shared by Rob Gordon I didn't know that happened.

Thunder! Thunder! ThunderCats, ho!

Thunder! Thunder! ThunderCats, ho! https://www.sciencenews.org/article/scientists-take-first-picture-thunder

Speaking of vibrators ... (see previous post), here's Sex Toy or Dog Toy. For the record I only missed one.

Speaking of vibrators ... (see previous post), here's Sex Toy or Dog Toy. For the record I only missed one. https://youtu.be/urWQJTP8Nxc

There you go ladies. Vibrators to scratch any itch.

There you go ladies. Vibrators to scratch any itch. http://mic.com/articles/117406/these-entrepreneurs-might-have-just-given-women-the-most-personalized-vibrator-yet

First self-driving cars and now big rigs.

First self-driving cars and now big rigs. I guess, to be fair, we've had autopilot airliners for decades, with pilots being there in case of emergency only. http://truckyeah.jalopnik.com/freightliner-just-revealed-the-first-real-road-legal-au-1702382986#

I guess this will settle the church/state issue.

I guess this will settle the church/state issue. Does Jesus have standing to file a lawsuit against American citizens? Or is he considered a foreigner? Does he have to appear in court? I mean, that could settle a lot of is he or isn't he questions. http://www.omaha.com/news/nebraska/nebraska-woman-files-suit-in-federal-court-against-all-homosexuals/article_91c7526c-f33b-11e4-964f-97697770307b.html http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2015/05/nebraska-sane-woman-files-federal.html http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/nebraska_woman_sues_all_homosexuals_in_federal_court_because_jesus_literally

Holy shit!

Holy shit! July 15 to September 15? Those are the exact dates of my Basic Training! This conspiracy to overthrow the Texas government has been going on since I stepped foot in the military! Damn. Was I the lynch pin? Can I even step foot in Texas anymore or am I to be arrested on sight? Seriously though, these sorts of exercises happen all the time. I participated in a few of these myself while stationed in Texas, Arizona and Europe. Hopefully this is just Gohmert and the governor pandering to the anti government wackadoos in their state. If he truly believes his own words then someone needs to order a psych eval, stat! http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/louie-gohmert-jade-helm-15

As a dog caretaker this makes perfect sense to me.

As a dog caretaker this makes perfect sense to me. http://theoatmeal.com/comics/dogs_as_men

This is just too good not to read.

This is just too good not to read. Originally shared by Reverend Eric Ha Despite all the claims by the right wing that it is Obama or Carter, the results probably won't surprise anyone of sound mind.  http://jeff61b.hubpages.com/hub/The-Verdict-is-in-Whos-The-Worst-President-in-American-History

This article should rightly be titled: How Mobile Photography Changed the Photo Industry: Instagram, a Cash Study.

This article should rightly be titled: How Mobile Photography Changed the Photo Industry: Instagram, a Cash Study . I abandoned my Instagram account when Facebook bought them and when I read articles like this one I consider firing it back up. But then - Facebook. A few weeks ago I ran across a (pro) photographer who was discovered on Instagram. He said, without posting there he never would have sold his first print or lined up gigs. And so, once again, I considered IG but I just can't get over my mistrust of Facebook. While I may not post pictures as often here as I used to, I do post one to two a day over on EyeEm​​. So if you're there, you can find me. http://www.americanphotomag.com/how-instagram-changed-street-photography

Darth Vader and his 501st Legion came through Denver International Airport today.

Darth Vader and his 501st Legion came through Denver International Airport today. Let it be known, he did not have to show travel papers or be searched by the TSA as the Force has power over the weaker mind. According to the Imperial Attache, Lord Vader was advised not to check any baggage, but proceeded to do so anyway resulting in confusion and strife when other passengers tried pressing past the Storm Troopers to retrieve their own luggage.  It should also be noted, the Dark Lord of the Sith took time out from his travels to get a photo with the infamous Demon Horse statue.  #maythe4thbewithyou   #starwars   http://www.9news.com/story/entertainment/2015/05/04/star-wars-day-at-dia-stormtroopers-millennium-falcon/26868341/

#MaytheFourthbewithYou

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#MaytheFourthbewithYou   This image is actually from a couple of years ago. The local 501st.  http://www.mg501.com/
#Maythe4thbewithyou

See children, this is what happens when you live in Texas - dumb becomes the norm.

See children, this is what happens when you live in Texas - dumb becomes the norm. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2015/02/01/texas-school-suspends-9-year-old-for-terrorism-because-he-brought-imaginary-hobbit-ring-to-class/

I don't think the original needs a reboot. While it's an older movie it still holds it's own as far as being spooky.

I don't think the original needs a reboot. While it's an older movie it still holds it's own as far as being spooky. https://youtu.be/8u2KUpPNIf4

#MaytheFourthBeWithYou this #StarWars Day.

#MaytheFourthBeWithYou this #StarWars Day. Originally shared by William L. Weaver A Great Way to Celebrate Star Wars Day Game Informer Online: Watch All Of Star Wars Rebels' First Season Online For Free. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwoIjg1SE http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwoIjg1SE

Good for her for standing up!

Good for her for standing up! http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/kansas-governor-gets-tip-waitress-tip-schools-not-me-n352916

L. Nite​ try this one.

L. Nite​ try this one. https://play.google.com/music/playpreview?preview=AE9vGKqUpv4ohdOp1oajii_z1qLlN4h7nWgb6lN9_xtFDIdqjmSmafU0-XCyQrSrfDT2-5cxefaW8-5NVBItCFNRL_RqEN-jqzCwCWd9weDkppW79u6JuF1az58qfdZvzFr_5zUnyfs09NaPkYfavEVtyLC0x-5PdWuRnRZWtQXJS5lvgnjdLyKYFtkBwU_fO79J_VhW9VUL

The weird and fascinating world of micronations.

The weird and fascinating world of micronations. #libertarians rejoice! Your independent sovereignty is nigh! Just set yourself up as a micronation, don't pay taxes, don't have liberal policies like clean water and air and whatever you do, don't submit to the tyranny of other nations! http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-04-30/the-weird-wild-world-of-micronations-where-anybody-can-be-king

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish, I wish he'd go away... When I came home last night at three The man was waiting there for me But when I looked around the hall I couldn't see him there at all! Go away, go away, don't you come back any more! Go away, go away, and please don't slam the door... (slam!) Last night I saw upon the stair A little man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today Oh, how I wish he'd go away... ~ Hughes Mearns Me sitting next to a bronze man on a bench earlier today. He wasn't much for conversation. Taken with Android and edited with Snapseed​.

At least FoxNews' on-air "talent" knows they're not a news source.

At least FoxNews' on-air "talent" knows they're not a news source. Now if only we can get the rest of the people to understand this as well. http://www.thewrap.com/fox-news-contributor-reveals-turns-cnn-247-news/

Grabbed this out of the (#dog) cookie jar. Apparently someone is making R2D2 dog cookies. #starwars

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Grabbed this out of the (#dog) cookie jar. Apparently someone is making R2D2 dog cookies. #starwars

#Avengers: #AgeofUltron time!

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#Avengers: #AgeofUltron time!

So, I did the How-Old.

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So, I did the How-Old.net thing that seems to be popular right now. These pictures were taken on 4/20 within minutes of each other. I can only conclude that hair subtracts 16 years.... Of course, if I look this good at 54 I'll call it a win. 

Not only are The Avengers playing today, but it's also #Beltane. Welcome Summer!

Not only are The Avengers playing today, but it's also #Beltane. Welcome Summer! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beltane