Jasonisms

Okay, that's funny.

I don't know how Jimmy K. got all those Hollywood hotties to do this, but from what I've seen I know who I want my next workout partner to be. :D

" He was a wide man who invented God ." ~Plato~

Another year? I am not a happy camper, but at least this photo looks better than the previously released images. The Amazing Spider-Man to be Released July 3, 2012 | Superhero Hype

"The difference between a religion and a delusion is the number of people who share it." ~ Anonymous ~

" Ireland is a prime example of what the [Catholic] church is facing, because they made this island into a concentration camp where they could control everything. And the control was really all about sex. They told you if you masturbated, it meant you were impure and had allowed the devil to work on you. Generations of people were crucified with guilt complexes. Now the game is up ." Patrick Hederman

Everytime I see this I laugh my butt off.

" Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it ." - Michael Jordan

The Dark Lord of the Sith needs some help. 

Are you geeky enough to enjoy this?

Makes one wonder if there was ever a dimple on the chin of a pope: "A dimple on the chin, the devil within." Pope Paul VI

Just watch it through to the end. Priceless!

" Even against the greatest of odds, there is something in the human spirit -- a magic blend of skill, faith and valor -- that can lift men from certain defeat to incredible victory ." ~ Walter Lord, World War II Memorial, Washington, D.C .

Why am I suddenly getting emails from something called Sexbook, addressed to Jimmy and using an email address I never hand out? Why?   Granted, I need sex, but there's a MySpace and a Facebook for that. And when in doubt, there's a fat chick at a bar.

Confession: A Roman Catholic App | AQUAPOUR Can't make it to church? Having a hard time nailing down the Padre? No need to fret any longer, there's an app to help you along when the time comes to confess your sins.

Immigration officer fired after putting wife on list of terrorists to stop her flying home | Mail Online

Kincorra

Motivational?

Concise and informative.

That's a big storm.

What Facebook Comment Should You Leave? [Flowchart] How to respond to Facebook statuses. Looks like it could even be used on non-FB social sites. :D

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor . Ha ha ha! I have a friend who routinely checks into people's beds and vaginas. This is hilarious! Thanks to the Google Latitude group for preventing this sort of thing with cross-referencing Places pages.

"Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strength. When you go through hardship and decide not to surrender, that is strength."  ~unknown~

Ducati and Xerox, about as expected as at&t and TacoBell (yes, I know that one was a joke)

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk." ~Franklin D. Roosevelt