They have enough dildos now so you need to send lube.

They have enough dildos now so you need to send lube. Don't forget to include a note letting them know the lube is for the new entertainment devices.

Originally shared by Furr Bear

Oh, the Schadenfreude. ;)  Clearly, he's upset because people keep sending them dildos ... but never think to include some lube! 

h/t to AS for the link. 
http://gawker.com/angry-militia-leader-stop-mailing-us-dildos-1752580458

Comments

Terence Reale said…
FUCK yea, gallons of astroglide
Bodhipaksa said…
Please add sand to the lube before mailing.
Furr Bear said…
Bodhipaksa Dharmacari ... or SALT. ;)
Furr Bear said…
CathiBea Stevenson Ooh... edible glitter in silicone lube. ;)
Bodhipaksa said…
Glitter is perfect, CathiBea Stevenson!

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