How I would Have Live Tweeted Sharknado 2: The Second One

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Okay, so I'm sitting here watching Sharknado 2: The Second One on DVR. This is a beautiful mess!

My friend just asked me, "Why is it just sharks?"

I told her, "Sharks are heavier than fish."

She then asked, "Then why not whales?"

"Because Whalenado sounds stupid." Ha ha ha!
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Ian Ziering's character's name if "Finn" because sharks have fins.
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Tara Reid is one handed, Will Wheaton is dead. Richard Kind knocked one out of the park - literally.
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Sharks eating alligators in the sewers!
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"Maybe a hipster fell on the tracks, they're pretty light." Oh my god, I almost fell out of my seat!

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 Statue of Liberty head bowling, check.
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Matt Lauer will not say "Sharknado."  Good for him.
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 Sharks are coming down two minutes and hour?
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Holy SH-ark!
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"For luck?" That's straight out of Star Wars, Vivica!
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I see a new app! Frogger jumping sharks!
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 EF5 Sharknado!
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"Even the sharknado's are tougher in New York!" Really?
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Wasn't this in the Bible under Revelations? Flaming sharks falling from the sky?
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 Matt Lauer finally said it! "Sharknado!"
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Seriously, how does a shark fall 2 inches and hour? That's the third time I've heard that.
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Tara Reid has a handsaw, ala Bruce Cambell in Evil Dead! Shit just got real!
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Snowshovel, machete and a trunk full of guns? New York is tougher than I thought.
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Read the manual, chainsaws always start while freefalling into a great white.
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Matt Lauer kills shark!
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Finn just had to jump over the stair railing instead of taking the three steps down.
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Classy! Stealing a ring from a hand you just used to fire a gun and kill a flying shark.
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