I'm not even going to explain to you how, um, excited this is making me. #Spider-Man #SpiderMan

I'm not even going to explain to you how, um, excited this is making me. #Spider-Man #SpiderMan
http://m.hollywoodreporter.com/entry/view/id/911626

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Thank the gods. Both sets of spider man movies are abominations unto man.
Jason ON said…
The first one was a good movie. Spider-Man 2 was a great sequel. The Amazing Spider-Man was okay, but ASM2 wasn't good at all.
The first one was a sexist atrocity, and it was down hill from there:

http://underlore.com/movie-dissection-spiderman/
Jason ON said…
That was the most ridiculous breakdown of Spider-Man I've ever seen.
And yet you don't have a single counter argument do you.

Spider man is the most simplistic drivel in the super hero movie universe, and I've seen cat woman and dare devil.

I tell you what, if you like that sexist cliched conformity garbage I strongly recommend you check out all the law and order spin offs.

It's exactly the same kind of trash. A lengthy sexist lesson on how to be a good little drone.
Jason ON said…
We're just going to have to agree that you're out of your mind and call it a day.

And yes, I have plenty of counter arguments but feel they'd be wasted on you.
Since I provided photographic evidence and direct quotes of each of the scenes in question, you're right that counter arguments would be wasted.

The theme of the film cannot be denied. I'm not surprised at all that your only response is to attack the messenger.

Hey maybe you could whine about my spelling too, or the resolution of my screen caps.

But don't worry, no one cares about the facts, or any opinion not in line with television.

My win will come when Spiderman finally gets a cogent big screen treatment to further throw the mind numbing idiocy of the previous treatments into sharp and direct relief. Thus making rom com Spiderman fans like yourself an even bigger laughing stock. :)
Jason ON said…
Of, you wrote that drivel? I thought you just found it on the internet while searching "why I hate men" or something equivalent.
"Why I hate men?" You honestly believe that what these insipid propaganda films tell you don't you.

I don't hate real live human men, I hate the cardboard cutout mentally crippled drones they try to shame us into being. Like yourself. Suicidal, stupid, psychopathic, snide. You only know how to do two things. Obey and mock. It's pathetic. In the I'm sad for you sense. It had to have been incredibly painful to systematically cull your own humanity.

Reminds me of that heart breaking scene in dark city where the poor doctor is beaten to a pulp and forced to erase his own mind.

You're now nothing more than a bully and a cudgel, reduced to an emotional existence so hollow that you have to supplement it with the behavioral equivalent of Russian roulette and crystal meth.

I really am sad for you and angry at what they've done to you, and I know you'll just react to my compassion with more mockery or rage or both. Like a whipped dog biting any hand even if it's offered in genuine friendship.

The last word is yours in honor of the dead man whose shell you now inhabit.

My condolences, and I hope he found the peace in death you'll never find in life.

Goodbye Jason

Update: Since the last word wasn't enough for him.
https://plus.google.com/+BrandonSergent/posts/8r1Z6W9TLip
Jason ON said…
I can promise you, Brandon Sergent, I am no one's drone; I am no one's tool and I am no one's cudgel.

You don't know me, and yet you feel capable of judging me based on my liking Spider-Man?

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