Just asked the waitress if they had a hefeweizen here. Apparently I confused her, "A hefe-what?"

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Just asked the waitress if they had a hefeweizen here. Apparently I confused her, "A hefe-what?"

"A hefeweizen."

"I've never even heard of that," she said, still confused. Normally when I ask for one I'm steered towards a Blue Moon or other 'wheat' beer, but she didn't even do that.

So, I said, "It's a style of beer."

"I don't think so. I've never heard of it."

She's pretty.

Comments

J v S said…
Immerhin Agaveweizen.
March 31, 2018 at 6:21 PM
Jason ON said…
J v S there is an agave wheat on the menu.
March 31, 2018 at 6:34 PM
Olaf Fichtner said…
You need to use a terrible German accent when asking, that should get them going...
March 31, 2018 at 7:27 PM
Steve Ruge said…
Don’t you go ordering your fancy beers in Parker
April 2, 2018 at 6:41 PM
Jason ON said…
Steve Ruge no kidding. If it's not a Bud Light or an IPA they're confused.
April 3, 2018 at 10:00 PM
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