Google Products - a complaint

Oh, come on, Google! This has got to be one of the most annoying websites ever. 

Let me explain:

We all have that (annoying) red bar at the top of our pages. Saddled between the "SEARCH" bar and our account profile pic are the 9 squares set in a 3x3 formation. Clicking this box opens up shortcuts to Google services.

Easy peasy, right?

Sure. Unless you're looking for something not there. So, you scroll down and click on "Even more from Google" which opens up the page linked to below. 

Great! Right?

Well, no. 

You find the product you're looking for and instead of clicking on it, thinking it's going to take you to the associated page, you have to know to use the "Getting Started" link below the associated service, then choose for web, for mobile, etc.

Click on "Getting Started"

And worse yet, not even all products are listed! Where's +Blogger? Or Google Voice? Under "Stay in touch" there is no listing for Hangouts, even though the product head for Allo and Duo says consumer Hangouts isn't being decommissioned? 

Seriously, Google? Where are your products?

But, sure, okay. Maybe those are the services you're highlighting. I get it - emphasize the products you want people to use so those legacy products drift away and die a natural death. But, some of us still use those legacy products. So, if you keep scrolling down you get to "See all products."

Click on "For all"

The problem here is (even thought it says "all products" "for all" users, Blogger still isn't listed) when you click on one of these, it doesn't take you to the corresponding Google page for that product but rather to the +Google Play Store listing. Yes, a lot of people use mobile every day and yes, having an easy ability to navigate with mobile is important, but many people use desktop every day as well. My mom doesn't know to use voice.google.com to access Google voice from her desktop. My brother doesn't even know he can access Hangouts from desktop.

I understand Google is pushing forward with a "mobile first" strategy, focusing on Android and Chrome apps for their products, but hundreds of millions of people still use desktop software and access every single day. 

Oh, look! If you click "For business" you can find Blogger, as well as many more services that, while geared towards the power user, aren't necessarily enterprise exclusive. Take a look at Blogger, for example. Anyone can sign up for a Blogger account and many people use that platform for their own personal blogs (this one for example). The same with AdSense, AdWords, Analytics, GSuite and more. And why aren't all of these listed under "all" Isn't all all-inclusive?

Oh, look! There's Blogger!

I'm just saying, Google, for a company that claims to "organize the world's information" you sure aren't very good at organizing.