More people need to start going to church so less people are 8n my way on Sundays.

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More people need to start going to church so less people are 8n my way on Sundays. This is ridiculous! I just spent a half hour at the T-Mobile store for a 5 min question and now this?

Dammit people, religion needs to be good for something! Like getting out of my way on Sunday!

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Ben Helstad said…
You only need to go to Utah and your wish will be granted... I promise.
February 17, 2013 at 12:51 PM
John said…
"Get outta my way heathens, I need my burrito bowl!!"
February 17, 2013 at 12:54 PM
Scott Loveless said…
As an ex-thumper, I've been on both sides of post church lunch rush.  Don't even think about getting between a Caddy-driving Baptist and his fast food.  Will flat run you down.
February 17, 2013 at 1:01 PM
John said…
<<< raised Baptist, too.
February 17, 2013 at 1:13 PM
Ben Helstad said…
Even though I'm against organized religion, I do think taking a day to slow down and smell the roses is a great thing you can do for your sanity. Take the day to contemplate, reset, and recharge. Like John Brewer said!
February 17, 2013 at 1:42 PM
Michael Benton said…
I did my part Jason ON :-)
February 17, 2013 at 2:15 PM
Jason ON said…
I go to the store. ;)
February 17, 2013 at 2:53 PM
Theresa Reel said…
laughs!  Poor baby having to wait around on a Sunday. hahaha
February 17, 2013 at 6:17 PM
Steve Ruge said…
I think the same thing! You have to be in and out before the mass church rush lets out at 12 noon.
February 17, 2013 at 11:41 PM
Vesper Tanaka said…
You started a shit storm. Hahaha! But I feel the same way. Get the Hell out of my way!
February 19, 2013 at 7:00 PM
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