I saw a unicorn earlier today.


I saw a unicorn earlier today. Sadly, I couldn't touch it because I'm not a virgin. Nor could I discover a box or other container of rainbows these are supposedly made of.

Comments

Lily Alice said…
What is this unholiness?
Lily Alice said…
It looks like sour birthday cake and shame. Deep, deep shame.
Lily Alice said…
That, because I'm like this, is 108 calories of fat, 304 calories of sugar, 16 calories other carbs. But that makes only 428, so I guess the rest is unicorn dust.
Rania Linderman said…
sour birthday cake....ewe!

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