I saw a unicorn earlier today. Sadly, I couldn't touch it because I'm not a virgin. Nor could I discover a box or other container of rainbows these are supposedly made of.
That, because I'm like this, is 108 calories of fat, 304 calories of sugar, 16 calories other carbs. But that makes only 428, so I guess the rest is unicorn dust.
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