We've seen a few articles recently regarding amateurs running around with their guns and hunting store cammo trying...

We've seen a few articles recently regarding amateurs running around with their  guns and hunting store cammo trying to protect the country from the dangers of, well, just about everything. Sadly, they're all called "patriot this" or "patriot that." 

And no one wants them around, but like the so-called Minute Men along the border, they're the only ones who are capable from protecting Americans from America:

_Burt Williams, leader of ‘Porter Patriots 4 Truth’ (PP4T) reports they chased the suspect back to Sunnyvale mobile home park, east of Porter. It was then Burt claims shots were first fired. “We heard a shot coming from one of the trailers and took cover behind our vehicle. Shortly afterwards I hear across the deputy’s radio a stand down order given, and sure enough, they told us to go home.”

It was on their way back towards the Wal-Mart on W Ford Rd that Burt’s pickup truck struck a deer, critically wounding the animal. Seeing the deer in distress, Burt decided a mercy kill was in order. The bullet from Williams’ AR 15 allegedly blasted through the deer’s brain and ricocheted off the road, striking fellow PP4T member Cledus Reed in the throat, killing him almost instantly._

Originally shared by miri dunn

How bizarre is THIS? 
http://conservativefrontline.com/breaking-operation-jade-helm-claims-first-civilian-casualty/?fb_action_ids=10154011405964409&fb_action_types=og.likes

Comments

Jason ON said…
Is it? Did I fall for a satire site? Damn.
MTD said…
What's really sad is that the line between satire and truth is almost non existent.
Irreverent Monk said…
Oh damn. Satire?! No fun.
miri dunn said…
I was caught too! lol because if ever Poe's Law was gonna work, it was for yahoos at Jade Helm in Texas
Michael Meyer said…
satire or not things like that do happen a .223 round? ricochet if hitting the ground (solid rock or metal) does not act like a billiard ball angle of reflection does not equal angle of incident.angle of reflection If you shoot the street 10 yards in front of you, the bullet will bounce off the street and continue in about the same direction you fired it, but will travel 6-8 inches above the ground.  if his buddies throat was 10 inches off the ground maybe but i suspect not. this is a satire most probably.
Jason ON yep. They cite National Report which was my first clue. Then when you visit the front page of the site you see clearly what they're about.
miri dunn said…
Is hilarious! I love that it was so believable.
Jason ON said…
I looked at the front page and didn't see anything about satire, just a bunch of dumb headlines I didn't click through.

National Report is a dead giveaway though. I must have missed that one.
miri dunn said…
I love that it is satire and yet so believable. 
I don't know what National Report is, BTW
National Report = known satire/hoax site.
miri dunn said…
Oh I see - thanks

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