So, I just ran up to the local Walgreens to grab a soda.

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So, I just ran up to the local Walgreens to grab a soda. As I"m leaving I notice a mini-van parked in the closest to the door handicapped spot, more specifically I notice what's in the dashboard above the driver's seat. Plain as day was a 8x10 printout of a naked woman reminiscent of Playboy. Out there for all the world to see. Not only that, but it had Jennifer Aniston's face photochopped onto the face of the model.

I've seen a lot of Friends and Jennifer Aniston's body never looked like this one, I can assure you.

What surprised me was the boldness with which it was laying bare on the dash for all the world to see. Nothing else was up there: no pile of papers it could have slipped out of, no folder or manila envelope it could have slid out from. Just the one image in a document protector sheet.

Ah, the South...

Comments

Jason Bovee said…
Why you creepin' my van Jason?
March 26, 2012 at 10:32 AM
Jason ON said…
Was that yours? Then we must have passed each other in the store! :P
March 26, 2012 at 10:34 AM
Jason Bovee said…
All sarcasm aside, I often wonder how people function with no semblance of a brain between their ears.
March 26, 2012 at 10:35 AM
Jason ON said…
Like I said, the brazeness of it struck me as odd. Kind of like when you see the buy with a giant tattoo of a naken woman displaying her wares all over his back walking around a park with his shirt off.

Don't get me wrong, I like naked women, but still. Have a bit of class.
March 26, 2012 at 10:45 AM
Lorie Johnson said…
I once got behind an SUV that had those kiddie seat-back screens, and they were playing porn.
March 26, 2012 at 10:48 AM
Jason ON said…
Okay, that's different. One has to wonder if it was a bachelor party?
March 26, 2012 at 10:50 AM
Lorie Johnson said…
Hard to say- I was stuck in traffic, and there appeared to be no one in the seats. I think the guy did it to see if he could get ticketed, or maybe he thought he was doing me a favor entertaining me.
March 26, 2012 at 10:51 AM
Jason ON said…
Were you entertained?
March 26, 2012 at 10:54 AM
Lorie Johnson said…
Maybe for about 30 seconds. Then my analytical Aspie mind kicked in and started picking apart the production values, realism, etc. Fortunately, the screens were small, so it wasn't that much in my face, and when I realized what was going on, I hung back about a car length.
March 26, 2012 at 11:14 AM
Jason ON said…
Then he wasn't doing you a favor. :D
March 26, 2012 at 11:19 AM
Lorie Johnson said…
He should have been playing a Star Trek episode. Or a Beany And Cecil cartoon. :-)
March 26, 2012 at 11:24 AM
Yay Happens said…
He probably replaces it every couple of days. lol Fap-mobile!
March 26, 2012 at 2:55 PM
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