New Zealander men are bad ass enough to shrug off shark bites, apparently.

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New Zealander men are bad ass enough to shrug off shark bites, apparently.
http://gawker.com/shark-attack-victim-stabs-shark-stitches-himself-up-g-1510180600/@tcberman

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Jason Bayton said…
"Everyone in New Zealand is either Xena: Warrior Princess or Motherfucking Crixus, The Undefeated Gaul. Gladiatorial combat to the death is the most popular game played by kindergarteners in Auckland. You know those Uruk-hai from The Lord of the Rings? That wasn't makeup. New Zealand is inhabited by big scary orcs who drink and attack things out of boredom. Don't believe me?

The above picture is the official portrait of the mayor of Wellington, New Zealand"

I laughed when I read this :D
January 28, 2014 at 12:41 AM
Chris Moore said…
So he gets bitten by a shark, thinks it's his friends taking the piss. Then he tries to signal to his friends, but they think he's taking the piss.

Oh, the times they must have.
January 28, 2014 at 3:17 AM
Bobby Ingram said…
blood in the water appears blue, guess he was fooled
January 28, 2014 at 9:39 AM
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