Rufus lives with the most annoying monkey in the world.

Rufus lives with the most annoying monkey in the world. It's constantly poking him, keeping him from sleeping peacefully, pulling on his tail and ignoring his entreaties for cookies. When Rufus wants to go outside, his monkey wants couch time; when Rufus has dry skin and merely wants some scratching his monkey flips him over and shoves it's fingers in his face. When Rufus wants to lie there sleeping peacefully his monkey pokes him awake or blows on his ear hairs enough to annoy him awake. It's a wonder, really, how Rufus isn't insane.