Jasonisms

For those of you who are cyber-stalking me, you know I've been busy this past month working a nigh ob in order to make some extra money. It was s short contract (ending last night, or this morning, rather) upgrading a restaurant chain's PCs and servers from WinXP to Win7. Don't get excited, it's not a fancy or fun restaurant, the chain is a national fast food one with less commercials than it's competitors. In fact, I can't recall seeing a commercial for this particular chain in a long time, maybe a decade. Sadly, I've put on a few pounds doing this contract. Nearly every restaurant offered me a free meal for being their vendor and not being one to turn down a free meal, I said, what the hell ? So, I rearranged my eating habits to account for the late meal, ate early in the evening so the food wouldn't be sitting in my belly when I went to bed in the mornings and tried to eat as light  as I could while on site. Aside from feeling like crap, I wasn...