Jasonisms

Late last night I remembered a post I wanted to make. It's not about me, per se, but more about a pet peeve of mine (and a little public shaming). On Friday I was traveling to an event in Centennial, CO. I was just south of Arapahoe on Lima when, in the distance, a vehicle with "emergency" lights was parked in the center suicide  lane. Not knowing what was going on, but knowing there were some government offices up ahead, I slowed expecting to be told to turn around or that the road was otherwise closed for whatever reason. But no, the vehicle parked in the center lane was not an emergency vehicle, it was a private ambulance company . Not only was there no emergency for the ambulance to be at, especially with it's lights flashing, but there didn't seem to be any remnants of an emergency. No dented cars, no police vehicles or fire trucks; no crash residue on the pavement, flares or orange cones. Nothing. So, why was this guy parked in the middle of the road w...