Jasonisms

So, I'm at a laundry mat. I'm putting my stuff into one of the washers and overhear and existing conversation between a guy (maybe my age, maybe a few years younger) and an older lady. From the gist of what I heard, he's a veteran who goes to a church for his alcoholism program. I kept my mouth shut about. If he believes in the Judeo-Christian God, then why did the God allow him to have alcoholism? Not saying anything, I cotinued to mind my own business. He, and the woman, start talking about "God's plan" and "mysterious ways" and, once I get the washer going and it's locked, I leave to run an errand. About 20 minutes later I return. The woman is gone and the man is sitting in his truck in the parking lot. I'm standing here watching my clothes go in circles and listening to Malicious Compliance stories on YouTube when the dude, who apparently came back in, starts talking to me. Keep in mind, I'm wearing a headset, machines are going, a co