So, that happened ...

By Jason Nungesser February 15, 2016

So, that happened ...

via Cara Evangelista

Originally shared by G.K. Nelson

I don't have the words.
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/utah-man-is-struck-by-lightning-while-masturbating-to-bible/

Comments

Lorne Thomas said…

If I was struck by lightning, that's what I would say I was doing.

February 15, 2016 at 10:10 AM

Amy Rothstein said…

I want to believe this story. But no, I don't.

February 15, 2016 at 10:34 AM

The Feral Female Society said…

So is he preaching:
A) Masturbation is evil.
B) Using the Bible like Porn is wrong.

February 15, 2016 at 10:52 AM

Lorne Thomas said…

I think that "so there I was, just sitting there, minding my own business and masturbating..." is the appropriate answer to just about all awkward questions.

February 15, 2016 at 10:57 AM

Shawn McClure said…

I just wonder if he was more turned on by the promiscuous woman or the donkeys and horses...

February 15, 2016 at 11:54 AM

Gord Wait said…

Why would someone admit.. Ah, never mind!
The laptop with porn probably crashed and fried..

February 15, 2016 at 12:52 PM

Irreverent Monk said…

Snopes says false

February 15, 2016 at 7:16 PM

Lorne Thomas said…

I knew that he was just saying he was masturbating, ha!

February 15, 2016 at 7:33 PM

Gord Wait said…

Is there a snopes for snopes? O_o

February 15, 2016 at 10:53 PM

Jason ON said…

Irreverent Monk, boo!

February 15, 2016 at 11:57 PM

Irreverent Monk said…

I did mention it on the original thread.

February 16, 2016 at 5:07 AM

Jason ON said…

Who has time to read when there are judgements to rush towards?

February 16, 2016 at 9:01 AM

Lorne Thomas said…

And there I was, just minding my own business, masturbating, and I had to pass judgement on all the things.

February 16, 2016 at 10:08 AM

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