Ooops. Too late.

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Ooops. Too late. 

via Rūta Šiaučiulytė 

Originally shared by Terry McNeil

Giggles

The Bucket List??

Via: Cate McF
#giggles

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Curtis Edenfield said…
Well darn it!! There's still a few I haven't done yet! Gotta work harder!!
December 25, 2013 at 12:43 PM
Theresa Reel said…
laughs, I wonder how many demons are in me?!
December 25, 2013 at 12:55 PM
James “Original User” North said…
The Demons in me are forming a Rave and LAN Party O.O
December 25, 2013 at 12:57 PM
trench coat said…
They'll have to pry Necromancy from my cold, dead hands!!!

Oh, and they forgot Ghostbusters, the Everlasting Gobstopper, and Christopher Walken.
December 25, 2013 at 1:01 PM
Christof Harper said…
Damn, I've only done or currently do, 33 of these.
December 25, 2013 at 1:02 PM
Christof Harper said…
wait, does temple of set count, it's an outgrowth of the church of satan?
December 25, 2013 at 1:02 PM
Robert Martin said…
What group published that?
December 25, 2013 at 1:03 PM
Jason ON said…
I have no idea, Robert Martin. Looks like a picture from a newspaper or perhaps a newsletter sent out by a church.
December 25, 2013 at 1:06 PM
trench coat said…
I had an awesome black cat named Set a couple decades ago.

Was an awesome cat.

Is missed.
December 25, 2013 at 1:06 PM
Theresa Reel said…
A quick Google search and it looks like it is a hoax "handout" that is designed to parody the Evangelical tools at Chick http://www.chick.com/default.asp
December 25, 2013 at 1:11 PM
Jason ON said…
Awww... this would have been a better story if someone was handing them out seriously. Way to be a spoil-sport, Theresa Reel!
December 25, 2013 at 1:13 PM
Theresa Reel said…
laughs yes, well that is what I do ya know, ruin all the fun, everywhere -- damn witches
December 25, 2013 at 1:15 PM
Candyce Chrys said…
Wait.... Werewolfs go to hell? I thought all dogs go to heaven! And what is Marihuana?
December 25, 2013 at 1:18 PM
Todd Cushard said…
Wow, that's quite the list.  I have to wonder if the person who first came up with such a list actually knew what each item was.
December 25, 2013 at 1:20 PM
trench coat said…
Um, this particular item "might" be parody, but I seriously doubt it. Assembly of God and Gospel Publishing House, based in Springfield. MO, and home to the likes of Ashcroft and the rest of that lot publish shit like this all the time.

Example: http://ag.org/top/Beliefs/topics/charctr_18_astrology.cfm
December 25, 2013 at 1:28 PM
Christof Harper said…
I've seen most of these items on real lists, the only giveaway that this particular one could be a hoax is using "LOTR" instead of lord of the rings (which I have seen), and I've never seen vegetarianism on an actual "satan" list.
December 25, 2013 at 1:37 PM
trench coat said…
Are you serious? According to most belonging to the groups I previously mentioned, Vegetarianism infused Hitler with the desire to idolize the Antichrist.
December 25, 2013 at 1:42 PM
trench coat said…
I know this stuff first-hand having been born and raised in the buckle of the bible belt.

The LOTR thing is just a means to attract the youth with their own terminology. Werewolves were added, no doubt, because of those stupid glossy vampire/werewolf films that wanted to be the new Harry Potter. They'd go after The Hunger Games too, but it features bows, arrows, and hunting... which these people are actually quite fond of.

See: Bass Pro (Also Springfield-based, and newly home of the NRA Museum).

Praise Jesus.
December 25, 2013 at 1:53 PM
David Simmons said…
Levitation? Sign me up.
December 25, 2013 at 3:11 PM
Andrew Helgeson said…
so pretty much any kind of fun?

;-)
December 25, 2013 at 3:49 PM
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