Satan er, Santa Claus is coming!

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Satan er, Santa Claus is coming!

Via Arthur Hollingsworth

Originally shared by Dave Pacheco

Hey kids!  You know the guy from the songs we keep singing?  Yeah, the one who murdered grandma, sexually harassed mom and cuckolded your father?

Well great news!  He's going to break into our house tonight and judge you by his moral standards while he WATCHES YOU SLEEPING!  And there's nothing you can do to stop him, isn't that exciting?  Now off to bed with you, you little scamps!

Comments

Que Banh said…
LMAO!  This was the last thing I expected to come into my feed.  Freaking funny.
December 24, 2013 at 12:46 PM
Bobbi Jo Woods said…
...and to top it off, he's going to eat all your cookies and then LAUGH his fat belly off about it.
December 24, 2013 at 12:58 PM
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