Via Michael Schroeder

Via Michael Schroeder

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First Law of Theodynamics
If you bring a deity into a discussion or conversation, anyone has the right to confront you with the fact that the likelihood of your deity's existence (let alone agency) approaches zero
Second Law of Theodynamics
If you ascribe good to a deity, anyone has the right to confront you with the fact that your deity is believed to be the cause of everything, including evil; your deity either cannot, or will not, stop doing evil things
Corollary to the Second Law of Theodynamics
If you thank your deity for saving someone's life in a catastrophe or an accident, or for restoring health to someone who was gravely ill, you must accept the simple fact that the same deity also caused the catastrophe, the accident, or the illness, or was unable to prevent them in the first place
Third Law of Theodynamics
We really don't need a third, given what's already an insurmountable problem in the previous Laws

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