Jasonisms

I'm so glad to see this trend catching on. http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2012/05/31/154084442/antibiotic-free-meat-business-is-booming-thanks-to-chipotle?ft=1&f=1001

You didn't think the Zombie Apocalypse was a joke, did you? Originally shared by Casey McKinnon "Clearly, SOMETHING is, in fact, going down in Florida." -Robert Meyer Burnett on Twitter ( https://twitter.com/BurnettRM/status/208313431114260480 ) http://www.crackajack.de/2012/05/31/real-life-zombie-outbreak-timeline-in-the-news/

Do guys call each other names and tease each other over ridiculous things? I ask this because I saw a status posted last night which I commented on. The original poster made comment that his smoke alarm was out of battery and he was worried about sleeping through the night. My comment was, "Don't be a sissy." You can survive a night without a smoke alarm for one night. His response was that he has a lot of items in his house which can spontaneously burst into flame such as glass-blowing equipment, welding and high-powered power supplies (for electronics, I assume). Fair enough. However, a woman jumped in there and started calling me all sorts of troglodyte-type names because I told the OP not to be a sissy. I explained to her that that's how guys are with each other, it's a bonding experience. But that didn't satisfy her, instead she came back and called me immature. I explained this was a social network and she needed to calm down, this is how men are social...

To the ladies out there. You know who you are. Originally shared by Christy Stevens This is both tragic and hysterical at the same time. #smh http://jezebel.com/5914417/no-matter-how-unhinged-you-act-dudes-on-the-internet-will-still-try-to-bang-you

Uh oh, iPhones are no longer cool. Cricket has them. Originally shared by Luria Petrucci aka Cali Lewis Cricket Communications is offering prepaid iPhones. http://geekbeat.tv/cricketiphone

This is the image I'm submitting for consideration for the #PlusOneIssue1 , theme: architecture. It was hard for me to find a decent architecture image since I don't normally shoot architecture as the subject of the photo. This image was taken last summer (July). Bok Tower Gardens is an amazing place and if you're ever in the center of Florida it's worth the trip. The tower sings every hour and they even have concerts there a few times a year. The gardens are amazing as only gardens in Florida can be. Florida means land of flowers for a reason. A little bit of magical wonderland in the Florida highlands. Yes, Florida has highlands. :) http://boktowergardens.org/

Maybe the Constitution will protect equal rights when the government won't. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/defense-of-marriage-act-_n_1559729.html

I'll give you one guess who's limping. Go ahead and guess. Okay, okay, I'll tell: it's the four-legged retard I'm currently responsible for. That's right, Rufus went and hurt himself again, breaking his leash at the same time, while chasing a squirrel.

In Control http://instagr.am/p/LTfP1oN-Sb/

Are you using Instagram? This might be something you might like, then. Originally shared by Darren Bounds Looking for a web album for your #instagram memories? Check out my weekend project, Glossy. http://glossy.io/

Nightcap http://instagr.am/p/LR0bcot-e3/

Food groups. http://instagr.am/p/LRTIabt-dR/

More news from the oncoming zombie invasion! Holy sh!t, the zombies are eating brains! Originally shared by April Benney Ok people, PLEASE stop watching old Night of the Living Dead movies. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32171926/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/investigators-stunned-child-dismemberment/#.T8Z29dVSTd7

So, if you want to post pictures on Google+ ... :) Originally shared by Scott Kelby Advice for New Photographers on Google+ ;-) This is the opening video we produced to kick-off the opening keynote at the Google+ Photographer's Conference. Thought you guys might get a kick out of it. (Directed and edited by own our Daniel Bryant). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9YMgPIOGTU

a good analogy for CGI would be morphine -- morphine is an incredible drug if you use it for what it was intended for, used sparingly, in the right amounts. But when it's used too much, you get addicted and it's a killer. And that's exactly what CGI is. More movies have been killed by CG than have been helped by it. http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/170811-vic-armstrong-explains-the-realism-in-the-amazing-spider-man So true. Everything doesn't need to be in CGI. Do you hear that Lucas? http://www.superherohype.com/news/articles/170811-vic-armstrong-explains-the-realism-in-the-amazing-spider-man

via Shannon S. Myers and CJ Cox Missing childrenz. Have you seen this child? Especially if you're in the northeast. Originally shared by PJ Ammidon My son's friend is missing. Please Look at this Missing Poster and consider posting it wherever you can. Twitter, Facebook, Google+, etc ... Here is a link to the full story and all the details on the Facebook Missing Page: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=426525147367825&set=o.300300456731173&type=1&theater For those not on Facebook, here is a Huffington Post link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/30/pierce-crowley-missing-ny-boy_n_1557402.html #FindPierce Thank you. #Help #Missing #News #NYC #NewYorkCity #BreakfastClub #photo #FindPierce cc Thomas Hawk Vivienne Gucwa Lotus Carroll Jay Patel Robert Scoble Trey Ratcliff Colby Brown Mike Shaw Vic Gundotra

http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/15/2800544/hazmat-teams-blow-up-mysterious.html Before every zombie invasion, there is some chemical no oone knows about.

So I don't know doesn't want to offend the mormon religion. I guess it really expecting a mormon president next. http://www.ktvb.com/home/Idaho-regulators-ban-Five-Wives-Vodka-155438955.html

Ha ha ha ha!! Originally shared by Irreverent Monk Just so you know.

via Kenneth Dunlap Got to love Jesus' teachings of peace and love, don't you? Was something lost in translation from the original Hebrew to modern English? Originally shared by Ali Utlu This is DISGUSTING. These people are literally indoctrinating your youth. This kid's parents should be arrested. http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/30/four-year-old-sings-aint-no-homos-going-to-make-it-to-heaven-receives-standing-ovation-video/ http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/05/30/four-year-old-sings-aint-no-homos-going-to-make-it-to-heaven-receives-standing-ovation-video/

Watching this right now. Much better than I thought it would be. I'm only 45min in, but it's good. Which brings up a topic for discussion: do you believe there is a secret cabal of influencers controlling the world from afar? Some conspiracy theorists believe there is a secret room full of ultra-power-players who secretly determine world leaders, stock markets, national conflicts and even who's going to be famous for no reason whatsoever. Do you believe in this? In a secret Illuminati-like organization tweaking and nudging the world to suit their private agenda? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSeWHl1PaKs

via Billy Galbreath This is an example of some really bad natural lighting and is a reminder to pay attention to detail. Originally shared by ****

As my game Plants vs. Zombies says at the beginning of every level: "The Zombies are Coming!" Originally shared by Muse TD "And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter." http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us

Goofigus

Crowdsourced QA? Interesting idea but it makes me wonder about those stores that kick people out for taking pictures of products or using their phones to price-check. Yes, it happens. http://feeds.mashable.com/~r/Mashable/~3/AWRvwT1n0RU/

Practice makes perfect. http://www.askmen.com/dating/news/sexual-peak.html

Denver by Rail. http://instagr.am/p/LOt7_Zt-ec/

Neon Trees Still here.

Here to see some band called the Neon Trees . Never heard of them. I'm the oldest single person here. Think this band is popular with the high schoool girls.

Spoof up your profile. Originally shared by kora foto morgana feel like getting a bit creative with your g+ profile? http://www.googlecover.com/

test, test, test

Red http://instagr.am/p/LMXz_SN-SD/

Oh, those wacky 19th Century Deutschlanders. Originally shared by Ian Smith Odd German children's book from 19th century. http://io9.com/5913747/the-best-scenes-from-the-most-demented-german-childrens-book-ever-published http://io9.com/5913747/the-best-scenes-from-the-most-demented-german-childrens-book-ever-published

Wow. I forgot why I hate coming here. Matinee is $10.50/pp? Oh, and extra holiday pricing because normally it would be $5? And then another $13.50 for a popcorn and drink? So, $24.00 to take myself to the movies. This is why people pirate.

Can you say, irony ? Originally shared by Ryan “IT Lab” Drewrey What's even better than a touchy freely TSA inspector? A touchy freely TSA inspector who also used to be A KIDDY TOUCHING PRIEST!! http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2012/05/28/the-guy-kicked-out-of-church-for-molesting-kids-has-a-new-job-doing-what/

Has anyone seen Battleship yet? I'm seriously thinking about going to see it.

Not a bad quiz. Fairly accurate in it's breakdown of my answers. Go ahead and take it, you get your own results URL to share with. http://www.isidewith.com/ http://www.isidewith.com/results/7262770

Good on Anderson Cooper 360 for calling out this woman's bigotry and ignorance. Originally shared by Allen Marshall Bigoted Church Member Defends Pastor Worley http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUXDKnL4xGE

Truth Originally shared by Dan Soto Actions > Words

The G+ DogPark Originally shared by Sandy Reid How much is your pack of cigarettes really worth??? http://now.msn.com/now/0524-soldier-dog-afghanistan.aspx

Want to see something weird? What are the chances this is just the way the government covers up the first instances of the inevitable zombie invasion? http://www.wsvn.com/news/articles/local/21007585058418/new-details-emerge-in-causeway-police-involved-shooting/#.T8LmK1B_6I8.facebook

What happens when you teach your bulldog how to send text messages? Awesome happens. http://textfromdog.tumblr.com/

So true. Now, if your dog a barker? Shannon Dillavou's is. Originally shared by Dan Soto

I'll be in IMAX 3D. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjVgZwZ2h-I

Drama! Drama! Drama! by Astrid Lydia Johannsen. If you like drama and lesbians check it out. http://lesbiandrama.com/

I can hear Rufus in the other room dreaming out loud. I guess he did have an exciting day. :D

I love this version of the song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QM3tjkTE

Bored.

I'll admit, I've done this. ;)

As seen above the mirror at Gunther Toody's on Arapahoe. They really know how to build up self esteem. :D

Funny! Originally shared by Doc Harvard's Variety Show Found this very funny. I would credit the person that shared it but they shared it limited so I'll leave it up to them to take credit for the original share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTthJI0rDnk

Watching this. Noot spooky yet. :( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0eabwL1Sxg

Raw. Just the way I like it. So raw it's mistaken for dirty, in fact. http://instagr.am/p/LHFluGt-cs/

Just resharing ths picture I took back in March. Let us not forget what this weekend's all about. It is not National BBQ Day, nor National Pool Weekend, nor National Camping Holiday. It is a time to remember those who died so that you might enjoy your pleasures without having to sacrifice anything of yourself. https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtjniY4_DZPPLiyGU3w8Pwr9FnE3YyTYQ__Zp7Kr8G7Dw7C6uay9KaOJSR-TTo6fDCIJQfoK41ikrac5UZ3Moh4ihBYkVvLD2bWMORYnIfeCZ4Vw9QyVcYebPWskIFW3UcVKKs4oTDqK10/s1024/ID%252520Tags%252520--%2525203-25-2012.jpg

Gettin' Clean. Real good and clean. In a dirty way. :D http://instagr.am/p/LGo14zN-at/

I love a clean bike. :) http://instagr.am/p/LGoVYQt-aV/

The SV waiting in line for its wash. :) http://instagr.am/p/LGg_XMN-V5/

Are you narcissistic? I know I have the tendancies. And do you think narcissism is the current norm through conditioning or a psychological condition we're born with? Originally shared by Frederic Emam-Zadé In psychoanalysis, narcissism is regarded as a normal stage of childhood development. Freud saw narcissism as "a protection against falling ill." That is known as primary narcissism. Secondary narcissism, on the other hand, is seen as pathological. This condition is regarded as a personality disorder. Its characteristics include an exaggerated sense of one's own self-importance and a dependance upon others for the reinforcement of self-image. Narcissism is commonly identified in people with antisocial personality disorder. Andrew Cohen defines narcissist as someone who is, metaphorically speaking, "always looking at their own image in the mirror of their own mind." And yet, Cohen expands the defitinition of narcissism to describe it as "a cultural ep...

My friend Crystal.

Okay peeps, I'm out. The awesome must take a break. :)

I'm feeling the need for a marathon. It's been a couple of months. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaLPpKCC9pg

Been watching Archer season 1. Ha ha ha, awesome! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x6KApzgtjU

So, Rufus is fast asleep on my bed. Smack dab in the middle of it! Should I wake him up and force him to go outside one last time or wake him up and make him move?

Hey, did you know that's illegal? Originally shared by null Ticketmaster's Fees Illegal Says Court In Landmark Decision http://www.tonedeaf.com.au/news/industry-news/166405/ticketmasters-fees-illegal-court-landmark-decision.htm

Hey, everybody knows! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaJAxdGeZ4E

Sherbotsky! Originally shared by Mike Determan Lol

I would think there'd be lawyers lining up to take this on contingency. NBC is stealing his advertising money and I'm sure they'd be the first to send a cease and desist order should someone upload their content as their own. Originally shared by Carl Barrett (cl2eep) I'm sure NBC wouldn't tolerate their content used this way. Another example of the studios not seeing the big picture. http://digg.com/newsbar/topnews/an_open_letter_to_jay_leno_about_stealing_my_video_and_then_getting_it_removed_from_youtube_splitsider

Depressing song and I listen to a lot of depressing songs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih7N9_VUU4U

Okay, I'll admit: that's a hell of a jump. Originally shared by Bruce Head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNQ05OmpNg0

Supposed to be shedding the weight and to do that I have to watch what I eat. So, instead of a balanced dinner I decided to have cookies. Mmm... cookies.

So, I downloaded this today. Looks like Instagram but many more filters and features to create dynamic works of art before posting online. I don't know what FB will be doing with Instagram, but right now I think this will be my alternative. https://market.android.com/details?id=com.phonezoo.android.streamzoo

Don't you, forget about me... https://play.google.com/store/music/album/?id=B56cwnk2fzstwpze2ttjsfyvqfm&feature=music_preview_purchased_share&tid=song-Tix7siz3fpvahmdou3mqxabm5qm

The location of State capitals as an ingredient to corruption? Fascinating! http://www.npr.org/blogs/itsallpolitics/2012/05/24/153596809/researchers-find-link-between-isolated-state-capitals-corruption?ft=1&f=1001

Downloaded new G+ app a half hour ago. Just had my first force-close.

For some, S&M would be the 'Happiest Place on Earth.' For others, it's PB&J. Originally shared by Jason Salas #jasonsObservations : We'll sooner see S&M at Disneyland before we get PB&J at Subway.

Chain http://instagr.am/p/LBS_ebN-RO/

Corvair http://instagr.am/p/LBVL-YN-SV/

Corsa http://instagr.am/p/LBUGxqt-Rz/

A ton of rubber. http://instagr.am/p/LBR9WoN-Qo/

Roxie Falco, Hey, my previous commitment for Thurs. and Fri were cancelled due to forces outside of my control. If you still want to hang out, let me know.

G+ Photos Tips and Tricks. Originally shared by Chris Chabot Google+ Photos Tips & Tricks Yesterday evening Brian Rose, Vincent Mo, Aubrey Gates and I did a panel at the Google+ Photographer's Conference where we shared some of our stories, favorite tips and tricks for Google+ photos, and answered questions that we got here on Google+ and from the audience. So if you want to pick up a few useful tips and hear a few fun stories make sure to watch the video of the session! fast forward to about the 2:00 mark to get to the start of the session http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztL1pHQggXs

Hangout! Originally shared by Google Play For those excited about the upcoming film Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter , we're offering you one more chance to video chat with the writer behind the film and book, Seth Grahame-Smith. The Hangout on Air will happen this Friday, May 25th, 3:30pm PST. Ask your best question for Seth below in the comments - 8 people will be chosen to join the Hangout. (Be sure to also circle Google Play. We’ll send out invites to the chosen people soon!) Seth is also the writer behind the Tim Burton film Dark Shadows and the bestselling novel Pride & Prejudice & Zombies . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X58RPS665V0

Raise your hand if you like gingersnaps!

Do you respect a woman's right to speak about women's health? Do you understand the internetz? Then you're already smarter than George Tierny, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina. Feel free to laugh. Originally shared by Chris Pitchford Why would George Tierney, Jr. of Greenville, South Carolina post such incredibly mean and nasty tweets about Sandra Fluke? Warning, the story at the link contains harsh, vitriolic language and an incredible amount of stupidity on the part of Greenville, South Carolina's George Tierney, Jr. http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/05/20/internet-man-does-not-want-to-be-on-the-google-anymore/

Truth Originally shared by Vivi J. Deleon

Using Lightroom? Using Dropbox? Feel the need to beta test something? http://www.pixiq.com/article/lightroom-4-on-apples-mac-app-store

Picture of the Eclipse. It's so dark! http://static.cargurus.com/images/site/2010/07/29/12/17/1998_mitsubishi_eclipse_rs-pic-2786603026055072921.jpeg

Total eclipse! With the ring. As seen from mgy laptop.

Look! I took a picture of the eclipse! :)

Overcast here in Denver. No Eclipse for us.

From front to rear: Maria's Triumph, my SV1K and two Yamaha's. That's right, YZFs are always behind SVs. :) http://instagr.am/p/K3eG9et-d8/

This is an SV1000A. That A stands for Awesome ! http://instagr.am/p/K3eYE-t-eF/

Taken at Coal Creek Canyon and Hwy-93 right north of Golden, CO. http://instagr.am/p/K3fDdyt-eo/

Ha ha ha! There can be only one roast! Originally shared by **** Don't lose your head...

Awesome ride today. A little over 215 miles round trip with 60ish of my bestest friends. And Nolan L. He came, too. :P I won't publicly admit to any speeds higher than the posted speed limits, but let's just say fun was had by all. Attached is our route, assuming the lines haven't moved again. Google Maps doesn't seem to like staying where I put them. Nor does GMaps like to "follow the roads" instead preferring straight lines when I hit save. http://g.co/maps/e5qmg

Oh, Google Maps, why do you hate me so much? Last time I tried you I couldn't make a line along the roads and now I can't make a line at all: along the roads or just straight. Does not work in Chrome or Firefox. This makes it a lot more difficult to create a map of directions for people.

Stove Top Popcorn The only way to have popcorn; with real butter and garlic. Mmm..... http://instagr.am/p/K1RBa0N-ZA/

There be Two-Headed Dragons Here! http://instagr.am/p/K0bfnmN-X-/

Available now through North Star Siberian Husky Rescue. http://instagr.am/p/K0Y1ttt-Wg/

In-between rain showers. http://instagr.am/p/K0PXRNN-Qw/

Because fire stripes on a Camry makes it go faster. :)

$40 for twop drinks? I don't make enough money to like the good stuff.