Sounds about right. Nolan L, does this sound like the hiring brochure to you?

By Jason Nungesser January 17, 2016

Sounds about right. Nolan L, does this sound like the hiring brochure to you?

via Jan Wildeboer

Originally shared by Kristian Köhntopp

UPS Stellenanzeige.

Comments

Nolan L said…

They barely ring the doorbell anymore.

January 17, 2016 at 1:53 PM

David Simmons said…

Also bonus hiring points if you can toss a package over the fence.

January 17, 2016 at 2:11 PM

Kenneth Thompson said…

David Simmons Retired NFL quarterback second career?

January 17, 2016 at 4:06 PM

Nolan L said…

They are actually pretty good at finding the people that take things. As a consumer you have to take action and report a "lost" package asap.

January 17, 2016 at 8:26 PM

Nolan L said…

From my point of view it's usually the shippers that think that no other package is going on a trailer. That your package is not one of roughly 350k going through just the Denver hub (peak is roughly 900k). Contact your shipper. The center manager, and bash the person in charge. Then if you're not getting any better service go to fed ex and maybe they do only ship your package and magically it will arrive unharmed. I personally have had more problems with other companies than the one I work for. But I do know what happens when a package is shipped.
Oh and you can have all your shipments delivered to a UPS store or your local center as well.
But anyway.

January 17, 2016 at 8:45 PM

Nolan L said…

Probably all of the above even ups not being helpful. When you ship something be aware that someone will stand on it. There will be at least 15 packages directly on top of it and then the random shit like tires, 8 foot long augers, mufflers, anvils, Tvs (which really make some noise when they get run over), bull sperm (yes), various chemicals, all loaded by someone that's probably making less than some clown at McDonald's.....

January 17, 2016 at 8:56 PM

Michael Meyer said…

Nolan L go drive by the UPS hub and look in the parking lot and see who drives what an the way home. They do work there asses off but they get paid. At most only 2 cars are under 24K USD the rest average 50K and up

February 1, 2016 at 7:56 PM

Nolan L said…

I do every day. I usually even park in there.....

February 1, 2016 at 8:08 PM

Michael Meyer said…

Nolan L the one by the Lax terminal and in Torrance as well as the hub in the inland empire lots are full of BMW and Benz's

February 4, 2016 at 1:40 PM

Michael Meyer said…

Nolan L not one if my friends answer their front door. I have to call their cell phone from the front door to get them

February 6, 2016 at 9:30 AM

Jason ON said…

I think we've tortured Nolan L enough. He's not UPS' whipping boy or spokesperson, so let's leave him be. This joke about the UPS was just some innocent ribbing among friends, not a chance to take Nolan to task because of your personal vendetta against Brown.

February 6, 2016 at 11:37 AM

Nolan L said…

Thanks for that Jason.
I'd come up with some other retort but I don't think I care enough to.

February 6, 2016 at 1:10 PM

Jason ON said…

It's one thing for a little tongue-in-cheeck jabbing, but I think it just went a little overboard. Hopefully people will respect the fact that you're not the PR or social media manager for UPS and stop dragging you into complaints.

February 6, 2016 at 4:52 PM

Nolan L said…

Meh. Usually I don't care. I just get annoyed when people complain about goods or services but have no practical idea how the system works.

February 6, 2016 at 5:08 PM

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