So, when you're family is giving money to the Church to keep your resting place nice and pretty, you can be assured...

So, when you're family is giving money to the Church to keep your resting place nice and pretty, you can be assured it's not going to pay settlement money to cover priestly abuses. 

/sarcasm

Oh, Catholic Church, how low can you go? If you need the money, can't you guys just hock to the Pope's hat and staff?
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/10/la-archdiocese-used-cemetery-funds-to-pay-for-abuse-settlements/