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You want to think it's satire, but it's not. Let me break it down for you anyway: 1 - Congress passes a bill allowing Americans to sue Saudi Arabia for supporting terrorism. 2 - Obama, who has been vocally against the bill, vetoes it. 3 - Congress overrides Obama's veto and makes the bill a law. 4 - Backlash ensues. 5 - The passage of the law was obviously Obama's fault, per the GOP POO for two reasons: (a) Obama didn't educate Congress properly (b) Obama didn't participate in the legislative process. Yes, their argument is that the President didn't educate the legislature because Congress shouldn't have to know anything unless the president tells them. And, apparently, Congressional Republicans are upset that the Executive isn't participating enough in Legislative matters. Yes, you read that right. The POO party is now claiming they couldn't do their jobs appropriately because Obama didn't stop them. #ThanksObama http://m.huffpost.com/us/...

But, will it have WiFi? #onewaytrip http://www.space.com/34259-elon-musk-first-mars-colonists-prepared-die.html

Was United Airlines right to try and accommodate the Pakistani monks or is this a case of "when in Rome?" What do you think? http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2016/09/29/only-on-2-o-c-woman-says-airline-gave-her-pre-booked-seat-away-because-2-men-didnt-want-to-sit-next-to-female/

65¢ https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/education/middle-schooler-accused-of-stealing-65-cent-carton-of-milk-at-school-to-face-trial/2016/09/29/1b168478-850f-11e6-a3ef-f35afb41797f_story.html

The #DonaldTrump was in softcore porn! Luckily for us all he wasn't naked, but still ... So, let's add some things up: 1 - Reality TV Star (The Apprentice) 2 - Softcore Porn (Playboy) 3 - WWE/F/G/H/whatever (Wrestling. Well, the fake kind) 4 - Comedy Central Roast (Comedy Central) What else has Trump participated in that we want to have in our president? Oh, and he thought a 12 year old Paris Hilton was beautiful, if a little too young. Only a little, mind you: https://goo.gl/bCfDzC and https://goo.gl/ji2EJ4 https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/donald-trump-appeared-in-a-2000-playboy-softcore-porn

Let this article sink in for a minute. Men and women who are armed and given license to drive as fast and furiously as they can often have less time in training than run of the mill service providers. And why in the hell do you need over 1700 hours of training to be an interior designer in Florida? Can't you just read a book on Feng Shui and color combos? http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/28/us/jobs-training-police-trnd/index.html

Let's take a look at this for a second: Google is asking people on Google+ to follow them on Facebook for the "latest insights, news and happenings" to all things Google G Suite related. Okay ... But then you go to their blog.google.com website and click the three "more" dots in the upper right hand corner and you can add the blog to an RSS Reader. Didn't Google once have an RSS Reader? Does that sound even remotely familiar to anyone? What Google needs to do is add public G+ posts back to search results (because Search is so much better than Google+ search) and then post their content to here. Originally shared by G Suite Follow our new Facebook Page to get the latest insights, news and happenings on all things G Suite. facebook.com/gsuitebygoogle

For #fidofriday we get bullet proof vests for our canine cops. http://www.9news.com/mb/news/local/aurora-police-k9s-get-new-bullet-proof-vests/327833706

Google's Project Ara ( https://goo.gl/dvj0fS ) was supposed to create mobile phones with interchangeable parts. Want yo upgrade your camera? Sure, buy a new one and plug it in. Want better speakers? No problem, plug and play. New processor or memory expansion? Sure thing. But then Google canceled Project Aria ( https://goo.gl/q681II ). Looks like Motorola took a cue from Google, though, and began developing attachable expansion packs to their devices. Awesome. Just awesome.

The Catch-22. In your contract with the bank (or any organization) you agree to not join any class action lawsuits and to arbitration. That's pretty cut and dry, par for course. Company screws you over. Hell, company screws thousands of people over. Your recourse? Nothing. Because you signed that contract preventing you from joining a class action suit and forcing you into arbitration. The larger problem is, most competitor companies have the same clauses within their contracts. Your right to settle your grievances in a court are taken away from you if you want to do business in the USA. Hopefully, with this playing out, things will change. This isn't a case of a 50-cent fee added to your phone bill or Comcast showing up 7 minutes late. WellsFargo has ruined the credit and reputation of thousands of people. Maybe Congress will notice. Originally shared by Chicago Tribune Wells Fargo customers won't be able to sue the bank over fake accounts One major group directly affected...

We'll have to change the moniker "Grand Old Party" to POO , "Party Of Obstruction." It only seems fair since they spent seven and a half years being the party of obstruction. #POO http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/the_next_20/2016/09/the_first_great_nomination_battle_of_barack_obama_s_presidency_total_milquetoast.html

If NPR can leverage Google Docs into a live fact-checking tool during the recent presidential election, guess what Google Docs can do for you. http://www.niemanlab.org/2016/09/how-npr-factchecked-the-first-presidential-debate-in-realtime-on-top-of-a-live-transcript/

If you haven't heard already, #WonderWoman is bisexual. Which, if you have critical thinking skills, you already knew. How does an entire "race" exist in a single sex environment for thousands of years? WonderWoman would either be straight lesbian or bisexual and since she's had romantic liaisons with men, we have to conclude she's bisexual. And now it's confirmed. Let me be straight with you: this doesn't change the character. It only changes the perception of the character. So, if you loved WonderWoman yesterday, there's no reason not to love the character tomorrow. If you weren't quite sure the character was interesting enough, well, maybe this news will put you over the edge. http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/dc-comics-wonder-woman-bisexual-2016-9

I know I've posted online protection strategies before, so these are just some reminders, tools and techniques for those of you who don't watch my postings religiously. Because, as we all know, trust in the internet is at an all time low: http://www.techrepublic.com/article/the-undercover-war-on-your-internet-secrets-how-online-surveillance-cracked-our-trust-in-the-web/ https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/09/five-eff-tools-help-you-protect-yourself-online

I was always more of a Star Wars fan than a Star Trek one, but even as a kid I wondered why TNG didn't follow itself very well. As an adult, I understand that television shows didn't always run as serials, especially in the pre-2000s. Very few shows carried any plot points already built upon into current episodes. I remember questioning that to my mother, it I can't recall her answer, if she even gave one. Anywho, here's an article about Star Trek . http://www.tor.com/2016/09/23/in-praise-of-star-trek-the-next-generations-infamous-reset-button/?utm_source=exacttarget&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_term=tordotcom-tordotcomnewsletter&utm_content=na-readblog-blogpost&utm_campaign=tor&_utm_source=1-2-2

Stan Lee has his own day now. And his own comic con. What did you do this week? https://www.google.com/amp/s/patch.com/california/hollywood/amp/26700650/stan-lee-day-in-la-godfather-of-comic-books-names-his-favorite-superhero-movie

Something to remind you that atrocities against our fellows in humanity are not a new thing. http://rarehistoricalphotos.com/father-hand-belgian-congo-1904/?_utm_source=1-2-2

Because, life should be funny. Originally shared by Steven Vaughan-Nichols Well, I'm amused anyway!

I grew up in Brevard County (and Trump was just there the other day). In fact, Port Malabar Elementary isn't too far from my mom's house and had she lived there when I was a kid, I probably would have gone to that school. The county is very - very - red. My dad, a Trump supporter. My sisters, Trump supporters. My mom ... I seriously doubt she votes. Home to Cape Canaveral, Patrick AFB and dozens of defense contractors, it's very easy to see Brevard's conservative slant. Harris Corporation who built and sold the (illegal) Stingray eavesdropping device? Based in Palm Bay, Florida. That judge who punched a public defender during court? Yep, Brevard County, Florida. Needless to say, learning that most of these kids voted against Trump shocked me, especially since most kids tend to follow their parent's lead. Originally shared by FLORIDA TODAY Fifth-graders at 20 elementary schools across the county took part in a mock election through the Brevard County Supervisor of E...

Ignore this and listen to your Republican friend who loves telling you the Earth goes through warming cycles on it's own. That'll make you feel better. http://motherboard.vice.com/read/goodbye-world-weve-passed-the-carbon-tipping-point-for-good

#BurningMan may be a dream of community love, but #Wasteland is a libertarian's wet fantasy. https://www.wired.com/2016/09/wasteland-mad-max-festival-makes-burning-man-look-lame/#slide-19

Oh look, #Trump's under investigation ... Again. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/trump-foundation-new-york-attorney-general-palm-beach

Just received my announcement. #GSuite

I've seen a variation of this is headline a couple of times today from right-wing "media" sites. Fox News​ just happens to be the most "mainstream" of those and while I did ignore this story when it came from the NY Post or WashingtonExaminer, I can't ignore it from Fox. The obvious rebuttal to the article's premise is: so? Does Machado's sex life somehow negate Trump's behavior towards her? Does to whom she decides to get close change what Trump said about her or called her? Short answer: no. These sorts of headlines stories are designed for nothing more than to disparage their target, to try and remove any empathy or sympathy the rest of the world might feel for them. We see the same thing happening every time an unarmed black person is shot by the police. Within hours right-wing sites are digging through their past, their social media and, if applicable, their criminal records. He must have deserved it if he has a past, right? Oh look, he...

Don't ever let the GOP tell you they're looking out for veterans. They're not. They may love the military and wars, but they don't love the veteran. http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/obamacare-deadline/600-000-veterans-may-go-without-health-insurance-if-states-n656426

Google is giving some love to G Suite Drive users. A feature I'd love to see is being able to share as email's content to Calendar. I can't tell you how many times I've received an email and had to open Calendar to add the details to a specific date. This is especially cumbersome on mobile where copy/paste isn't as easy as a mouse and CTL button. https://techcrunch.com/2016/09/29/google-rebrands-its-business-apps-as-g-suite-launches-team-drive-upgrades-apps/

Google Apps for Work is now the new G Suite on Google Cloud. Great news from a branding standpoint, although "G Suite" sounds a bit pretentious. C-Suite, anyone? Maybe they should have gone with a "Google Pro" or a "G Solutions." https://cloud.googleblog.com/2016/09/introducing-Google-Cloud.html?m=1

What's the oldest thing in your office? And don't say "Gladys." http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-old-ass-commodore-64-is-still-being-used-to-run-an-1787196319

Whoa! You never stop to think how something as simple as a reservoir can create more green house gases than, let's say, Canada. https://news.wsu.edu/2016/09/28/reservoirs-play-substantial-role-global-warming/

Don't you just love history? Originally shared by Chris Kim A For more than a century, the Diesel engine has been the backbone of heavy industry. The internal combustion engine that ignites fuel by heating it up through compression powers everything from tractors to trucks. But for decades, historians have been puzzled by the mysterious disappearance of its inventor, who vanished 103 years ago today while taking a steamship across the English Channel. #TBT http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/when-inventor-diesel-engine-disappeared-180960635/#e17xODv2GOQ48gKy.99

What's the story with Slade in the upcoming Batman solo film? Will it take cues from a story arc that's already been adapted to the big screen or will it go elsewhere entirely? Only time will tell. Personally, I'm not a fan of these spoiler articles, which is why I don't post any of the #StarWars ones that seem to creep up in my feeds all the time. http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1560860/how-ben-affleck-could-change-a-classic-batman-story-with-deathstroke

Are you interested in a new Spawn movie? Does the character have a large enough fan base to justify the costs associated with making a feature film? Does Spawn, as a boogeyman for bad guys, seem more exciting than Spawn the reluctant hero? https://youtu.be/yPN3CHUxYtI

Because, science! https://youtu.be/GvVaaZ21C44

Only time will witness how this legislation will pan out. Could you imagine millions of Iraqi citizens suing American soldiers for the (illegal) invasion of Iraq? http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/09/29/us/politics/senate-votes-to-override-obama-veto-on-9-11-victims-bill.html?referer=https://www.google.com/

Fox News​ has a policy of using only scientific unbiased polls? When did that start? http://www.businessinsider.com/fox-news-online-debate-polls-trump-drudge-2016-9

Facebook is preparing to launch Facebook for Work as a communications tool designed around "it's familiar." Did anyone tell the marketing folks at Facebook that nothing is familiar until it becomes familiar? For example, I find Google+ much more familiar than Facebook, but someone who's never used G+ might find it daunting at first. This goes for any tool from which OS is on your computer to which paywall and accounting software your company uses. I don't think "familiar" is a big enough draw, not when Microsoft and Google have full suites of options available. Sure the people in Redmond might be retiring Yammer, but they're doubling down on Skype, just as Google is refocusing Hangouts towards enterprise use. http://www.socialmediatoday.com/social-business/facebook-set-launch-facebook-work-next-month?_utm_source=1-2-2

Global Warning isn't real, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/27/receding-icecap-top-secret-us-nuclear-project-greenland-camp-century-project-iceworm

New #DoctorStrange TV spot! Let me be clear, I haven't been this apprehensive about a Marvel Studios film since Ant-Man. Let's hope the Master of the Mystic Arts doesn't disappoint. https://youtu.be/3xoxeCWpZyU

I seem to have misplaced my invitation ... https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1861466/dating-website-beautiful-people-to-open-la-bar-where-every-guest-is-vetted-to-ensure-they-are-attractive-enough/

You know you've always wondered if the ThunderCats used a box or not. Now you have your answer. https://twitter.com/reactionfigure/status/780936481359749120?s=09

#DonaldTrump's restaurant misspelled "America." Maybe they outsourced the printing to the same factory his hats cane from in China. Originally shared by The Daily Beast ‘America’ Spelled Wrong on Trump Hotel Menu http://thebea.st/2dAthAH http://thebea.st/2dAthAH

Wouldn't surprise me if he didn't try to back out given his dismal performance last night. http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-threatens-to-skip-remaining-debates-if-hillary-is-there

There are a plethora of #policemisconduct stories out there. Hell, I've even shared a few myself. But, we need to remember, there are cops of good moral standing as well. http://www.insideedition.com/headlines/18899-after-traffic-stop-cop-drives-man-more-than-100-miles-to-join-family-grieving-over

Just tried sending a message to a friend from my desktop. Oh, I can't use Allo? Okay, so I opened Hangouts and as I'm using the elder chat service I realize how much I dislike Allo's limitations. Sure, everyone's all happy about the AI (which I will probably never use. Hell, I rarely ever use Google Now), but if I can't hold a conversation in one place based on what transport medium I'm using (Android, computer, tablet) why on Earth would I enter into that conversation? I know Allo is in it's infancy and we're essentially all Charlie testers, but as it sits, it's not a functional alternative for me. For all Hangouts faults, it's still a better choice a the moment. You know, for the three to five friends of mine who actually use it. https://allo.google.com/

What would George Lucas' Episode VII have been like? As a huge #StarWars fan I was one of those disappointed with Disney's version of how the story in a galaxy far far away played out and while I think George isn't the best director in the world, his stories are great. I guess we'll discover where Disney is going with their characters as each movie is released and I hour to see more Jedi mysticism and less "everyone is related to everyone else." https://youtu.be/l0dY0gPB_oU

Whoa! http://jezebel.com/blind-woman-who-lived-with-dead-sons-skeleton-for-20-ye-1787084232?_utm_source=1-2-2

Who's googling who on #debatenight? http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/297954-clinton-dominates-google-searches-in-all-50-states-after

Say it ain't so! #vaxxers #antivaxxers http://abcnews.go.com/Health/anti-vaxxer-mom-mind-kids-fall-ill/story?id=42351543

Ha ha ha! That about sums it up. via Todd Vierling​ Originally shared by Steve S Looks like I picked a bad week... https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14446197_10153976958499537_6729656187094493421_n.jpg?oh=2371401150003fd5fef3a120f1aac7f6&oe=58ADC3EA

Does #DonaldTrump sound sick with all his sniffling? Maybe he should drop out. Also, $14,000,000 is a "small loan?" If so, I guess the Donald wouldn't mind extending such a small loan to myself, right? #debatenight #election21016

Someone at YouTube​ is getting a bonus, I think. Originally shared by Colin McMillen YouTube debate livestream: "Chat is disabled for this live stream." which is without a doubt the smartest button anyone's pressed all day.

A great piece about the #Trump phenomenon pulling together all the pieces that have been covered in one form or another over the past 6 months, or so. http://www.3quarksdaily.com/3quarksdaily/2016/09/the-dangerous-discounting-of-donald-trump.html

At only 12.3" this isn't really something I need to spend $800 dollars on when I can use that same money and buy a 15"-17" laptop with an i5 or i7 processor and full offline capabilities. While I believe Chromebooks have their niche, and would like to have one, I don't feel it's a Windows laptop replacement just yet. Mainly due to the fact that cloud based computing is good for generic production, but I'd rather rely on locally installed software instead of my internet connection (which can be spotty and/or slow - I'm looking at you CenturyLink) for processing power. via Sam Sullivan Originally shared by Artem Russakovskii So, who wants this? http://www.androidpolice.com/2016/09/26/exclusive-google-is-planning-a-pixel-3-laptop-running-the-andromeda-os-for-release-in-q3-2017/

#LukeCage on Netflix is less than a week out. Can't wait! http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/tv/2016/09/25/marvel-netflix-luke-cage-set-visit/90690284/

Why didn't anyone die in Civil War ? Notwithstanding the directors' explanation, but I believe the post movie discussion would have changed. Has someone died all reviews and speculation would have been about that character and how the MCU is changed or would s/he return, as is common in comics. With no one dying we have greater discussions: who was right, Captain America or Tony Stark? How does this broken team come together for Infinity War ? As much as killing one of the characters would have driven home the seriousness of the dispute, this way is much better. Personally, I wanted the movie to end like the comics series did, with Steve Rogers shot dead in the back by Crossbones. Fade to black. http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/captain-america-civil-war-directors-explain-why-they-didnt-kill-any-superheroes-in-the-marvel-film-a7329126.html

There are certain things only an ex-president can ask a sitting president to do. This is one. #ThanksObama http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57e6b86ce4b08d73b8319e77?_utm_source=1-2-2

Got $5 to spare? Originally shared by Michael Albrecht Anything you can give would be appreciated. Thank you all! https://www.gofundme.com/2qxspck

So you have a porn twin? Originally shared by David Amerland Are you truly as unique as you think you are? If the current state of world politics depresses you then enter into this parallel realm where everyone, it appears, has a doppelganger engaged in ... erm, unholy pastimes. Hmmm... and just to think that Friday is a whole six days away! http://www.dailydot.com/unclick/how-to-find-porn-doppelganger/?tw=dd

Well, that was a slightly different twist than I was expecting. This movie went from creepy to is it a psychological thriller and right back to creepy. It could have been drawn out a little more to amp up the anticipation factor. You know, adding some more to the backstory or just some more of the "weird shit" going on in the house. But as it was, The Boy wasn't nearly as bad as the terrible rating it has. I mean, if you like spooky movies, that is. If you don't, then this was probably terrible. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPxybc_aJWU

So, no basic weapon safety techniques for Miami-Dade cops? Originally shared by WSVN-TV Maintenance worker Raynier Miranda is asking for an apology from the Miami-Dade Police officer who, authorities said, shot him by accident while she was cleaning her revolver, last Thursday. http://bit.ly/2crN8wU

This may or may not have happened. #Apple http://www.craveonline.com/design/1124445-people-actually-drilling-holes-iphone-7-make-headphone-jack?_utm_source=1-2-2#/slide/25

I saw this episode of Law & Order: SVU , except then it was two teenage'ish twins who colluded to murder their therapist who'd convinced their parents to choose a gender identity for one of them after a botched circumcision. Regardless of the SVU episode, identical twins are built-in reasonable doubt. http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-identical-twins-murder-confession-met-20160922-story.html

Just finished watching this movie. The entire film is pretty much The Thing with a modern twist. Instead of an alien frozen in the snow for millennia, climate scientists in the arctic discover a woolly mammoth thawing from Global Warming. Inside the dead animal is a type of unknown insect. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNKBYdpyQKQ

Charlie hating the #dogpark for this #fidofriday.

You already knew the DNC was corrupt, so when you supported the Bernie campaign you knowingly supported the Hillary Campaign. So, you know, no big deal. /sarcasm http://lawnewz.com/high-profile/dnc-files-scathing-rebuttal-wants-fraud-lawsuit-filed-by-bernie-backers-thrown-out/

How not to conduct a poll. #Democrats Colorado Democratic Party - Boulder HQ

These people could elect your next president. #DonaldTrump #GOP #Republicans https://youtu.be/eFQhw3VVToQ

Seems #DonaldTrump isn't the only person in the United States who doesn't understand what free speech means. And then the schools are punishing the students who kneel for social change. Luckily, some of the teachers and principals have been punished. https://theintercept.com/2016/09/23/students-are-pulling-a-kaepernick-all-over-america-and-being-threatened-for-it/

I have a Yahoo account only because Flickr required it. Has the hack affected your life? http://fortune.com/2016/09/23/yahoo-customers-data-breach/

On his last day of the GOP campaign -- the Indiana primary in early May -- Cruz let loose against Trump, calling the businessman a "serial philanderer," "utterly amoral," and "a narcissist at a level I don't think this country's ever seen. but I'm going to vote for him anyway. http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/23/politics/ted-cruz-endorses-donald-trump/

And that, boys and girls, is how it's done. I have to wonder though, being an Asian lady, will the NRA make her their poster child? http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/gwinnett-county/video-shows-woman-shooting-at-invaders-during-gwinnett-home-invasion/448984282

Will #Trump win? One professor seems to think so, based on his thirteen true or false criteria. Do any of them take into account the complete insane bat-shittery coming from Trump's mouth? https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2016/09/23/trump-is-headed-for-a-win-says-professor-whos-predicted-30-years-of-presidential-outcomes-correctly/

Take a second to understand this: The Flint city manager assigned by the Governor changed the water source for the city, disregarding the democratic process. The City of Flint reserved their right to sue the state, an agent of which is the one who made the unilateral decision to change the water supply. An advisory board (again, not democratically elected) then decided to take away the power to sue the state. So, the state took away the city's ability to sue the state over a decision the state made. Isn't that grand? http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/flint-water-crisis/2016/09/18/after-court-threat-state-removed-flints-power-sue/90467828/

Well, duh. #Trump has only a middling understanding of most topics, much less the basics of the position he hopes to hold. http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/donald-trump-doesnt-believe-in-the-constitution-w441344

Don't tell #DonaldTrump. He'll want to Make American Great Again. Please don't misunderstand me, The Donald is a moron. He'll want to make America "great again" without understanding where the USA isn't all that great. In other words he'll want to fix all the wrong things. http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-09-22/america-is-not-the-greatest-country-on-earth-it-s-no-28

I'd been wondering about this ever since Google released #Allo to the world yesterday. Allo, for those of you who don't already know, is a new chat-messaging app by Google focused on end users while they divert attention from Hangouts to an enterprise only solution a la Skype, GoToMeeting and others. The one differentiating factor between Allo and the other messaging apps out there such as WhatsApp, Telegram and Viber is Google's new Assistant feature. In short, the Assistant built into Allo is an AI (artificial intelligence) you and I, and everyone else who uses Allo, will be training. You get a messaging app that competes directly with Hangouts and Google receives free crowd sourced learning for its AI. But, in order for that AI to work, everything you share through Allo needs to run through Google's servers and that's where Edward Snowden's warning comes into play. The FBI, or any policing agency, really, can subpoena your records on Google's servers w...

Jobs in Cape Breton, Canada, if you're interested. Four seasons? Winters? A life without 24-hour access to everything? No thanks. Looks like a nice place to visit though. http://www.offgrid-living.com/2016/09/canadian-town-will-give-you-lots-of.html?m=1&_utm_source=1-2-2

I've posted the "Have I Been Pwned" website before, but here's a reminder to check and see if you've been hacked or compromised, anyway. For example, if you have a Yahoo account: http://www.recode.net/2016/9/22/13012836/yahoo-is-expected-to-confirm-massive-data-breach-impacting-hundreds-of-millions-of-users It's always a good thing to periodically check your accounts, especially if your password habits aren't great. http://fieldguide.gizmodo.com/the-quickest-way-to-find-out-if-youve-been-hacked-1786777980

Miller added: “I don’t think there was any racism until Obama got elected. We never had problems like this ... Now, with the people with the guns, and shooting up neighborhoods, and not being responsible citizens, that’s a big change, and I think that’s the philosophy that Obama has perpetuated on America." And there's no global warming. And schools exist to indoctrinate students to liberal ideologies. And the government puts flouride in the water to control people's minds. And the Illuminati pull the strings of the entire world. /sarcasm https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/sep/22/trump-ohio-campaign-chair-no-racism-before-obama

I've never used iMessage but this is a little funny. http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/15/12927934/apple-removes-my-little-pony-porn-from-imessage-gif-search

Great news if you're a Google Apps for Work user! Google+ is a great place to organize and discuss projects, teams, goals or anything else you need to work through at your business. Create a Collection for that IT project or the financial goal, a Community for that End of Quarter/Year project; or keep it social and set up a Collection to discuss the upcoming holiday party or office volunteer project. Google+ is a great way to communicate without an endless array of emails no one reads or yet another conference call that distracts you from your work. http://googleappsupdates.blogspot.com/2016/09/googleplus-core-service.html?m=1&_utm_source=1-2-2

As Americans we waste a lot of money on a variety of things. The below article outlines something I've known for a while but still, there are many people who argue stating exactly the myths outlined in this article. http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2016/09/20/aaa-research-finds-people-waste-money-on-premium-gas.html

What happens when comic book movie fans edit together clips from twenty-eight comic book films? Marvel v DC, is what happens. https://youtu.be/HaxZD4HcyMg

This country needs police reform now. https://www.aclu.org/blog/free-future/police-accidentally-record-themselves-conspiring-fabricate-criminal-charges-against

#HoA is dead! Long live YouTube Live! http://www.steadydemand.com/youtube-live-events/?utm_content=buffer94f0b&utm_medium=social&utm_source=googleplus&utm_campaign=SteadyDemand&_utm_source=1-2-2

Oh, look! Another white cop shoots an unarmed black man. Is it sad yet that this has become a daily occurrence, much like the tides or sunrise? When will the Justice Dept. demand justice? http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/disturbing-helicopter-footage-shows-oklahoma-police-kill-unarmed-man-n650866

Let's not wash the post-9/11 (or hellz, any event) discussion with terms like "all Americans" and "complete support." I remember 9/11. I remember the days and weeks after 9/11. I remember a year later and the discussion to invade Iraq. I remember the headlines and the opposing view to not invade. I remember the arguments in real life and the ones on burgeoning social media sites. And for all my memories, I can't recall a single instance where "all Americans" were on the same page about how to react to the actions of 19 hijackers. I do remember the urging of caution. Why invade Iraq when the hijackers were all Saudis? Why invade Iraq when al-Qaeda was based out of Afghanistan? Why invade a sovereign nation that was not involved? Because it was conveniently adjacent? Because Lucifer Dick Cheney seriously wanted to invade Iraq? Because one Muslim is as good as any other Muslim? Because Afghanistan was too far away and we needed closer bases in order...

These are the same concerns that keep me up at night. The (television) media is so scared of losing out on #Trump coverage, just by showing up he's going to be considered a winner. And if he bails...? Well, he's strong and decisive, presidential - not allowing others to dictate to him. _•Trump and Clinton will share the same stage. He is not a normal candidate, or even a normal person. She is. No matter what happens during the debate, it is declared afterward that the one-on-one matchup has “normalized” Trump. So Trump wins. •Because the bar for a successful Trump performance has been set so low, when Trump fails to threaten to punch Clinton, it is acclaimed as evidence of his presidential temperament and general election pivot. Trump wins. •Trump will attack Clinton. Clinton will defend herself. The verdict: Trump was strong; Clinton was on the defensive. But people want strength. Trump wins. •The moderator, NBC’s Lester Holt, will call Trump on a lie. Trump will heap scorn on...

Yes. https://twitter.com/nselby/status/777845840392183810?s=09

Cats are ruthless. They would just as soon kill you as cuddle with you. Sometimes both at the same time. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/19/cuddling-kittens-can-kill-you-warn-scientists/

But, but, but ... I thought he was self funding because, you know, he's a billionaire. http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/trump-shatters-gop-records-with-small-donors-228338

Your feel good story of the day. Dog lives long enough to attend wedding. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/animalia/wp/2016/09/17/dying-dog-lives-to-see-his-person-happily-married/

Do you think Demetrick Pennie realizes he's being used to further the conservative agenda? http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/09/18/dallas-cop-files-lawsuit-against-black-lives-matter-obama.html

Jim sounds like he drank far too much of the Kool-Aid for anyone's good. How long before "open carry" becomes "shoot them before they commit a crime?" https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/guns-and-sodas/2016/09/17/805e0db4-79e9-11e6-bd86-b7bbd53d2b5d_story.html

Ridiculous. http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-stadium-arms-race-snap-story.html

Arizona was already on my list of places to avoid until the end of time and this sort of ruling just ensures I'll never change my mind. Originally shared by Lee Grupsmith-Pedersen What. The Actual. FUCK? http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2016/09/16/arizona_child_sexual_abuse_law_guts_due_process_for_parents_and_caregivers.html

Batman's Justice League suit revealed by the film's director, Zack Snyder. http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/justice-league-batman-batsuit.jpg

I suppose that could be three seals ... http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/711291/Loch-Ness-Monster-found-at-last-new-photo

Everything you ever wanted to know about the inside of the new Apple iPhone 7. https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/iPhone+7+Plus+Teardown/67384

Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. #NoDAPL http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/09/bentley_declares_state_of_emer.html

Scientology quit South Park on behalf of Isaac Hayes. Per this piece, Hayes wouldn't have been able to continue anyway, but he could have stepped back without the condemnation he received. http://kotaku.com/isaac-hayes-son-says-someone-else-made-his-dad-quit-sou-1786664396

A two year old? Are we friggin kidding me? http://www.rawstory.com/2016/09/judge-spares-prison-for-iowa-teen-who-raped-toddler-girl-in-live-video-and-plotted-to-assault-boy/