Cats are a government conspiracy to watch you while you're sleeping.

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Cats are a government conspiracy to watch you while you're sleeping. It's ingenious, really. The government convinces you to take it home, feed it, interact with it, walk and talk in front of it - all the while, they're recording everything you do and say.

Masterful!

#thanksobama  

Originally shared by John R

Fact: Cats shut down when their signal is blocked.

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