Was out walking Rufus when I struck up a conversation with a guy fishing with his son.

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Was out walking Rufus when I struck up a conversation with a guy fishing with his son. After a while he asks, "Do you want a beer?" I can't really see what he's offering, but he was offering so I decided to take him up on his offer. He hands me a Natural Light. "Natty Light," he says, "I've been drinking it since I was a teenager.

I opened the can (can? What adult drinks canned beer? But, I digress) and take a sniff: it smelled like the barracks. Cheap beer on a Saturday night.

I do not miss those days. So, I'm home and washing my mouth out with a fairly decent bourbon and watching Archer.

Comments

Simon Vince said…
Beer stays colder, longer in a can if on ice. It's the only reason I can think to drink shitty beer.
August 26, 2017 at 11:40 PM
Blake B said…
With so many options, why choose the inferior drink? This never made sense to me. Yuck.
August 26, 2017 at 11:42 PM
Blake B said…
Someone paid for it.
August 26, 2017 at 11:44 PM
Simon Vince said…
Free to Jason. It was only polite.
August 26, 2017 at 11:57 PM
Jason ON said…
For the record, I had three of them (he kept offering) and a shot of Jagermeister because he also had that and really wanted to share. He tried to offer me more of both but I declined.
August 27, 2017 at 12:35 AM
Curtis Edenfield said…
Brand faith! Also the fact he probably knows exactly how many cans of Naty Light to get a buzz.
August 27, 2017 at 11:52 AM
Kenneth Thompson said…
Curtis Edenfield Is "not nearly enough for me to continue?" a valid answer?? :)
August 27, 2017 at 12:47 PM
Jason ON said…
Crappy beer, Jager and bourbon ... one would think I'd hurt more today.
August 27, 2017 at 2:42 PM
Jason ON said…
Jeff Chapman, que?
August 27, 2017 at 10:19 PM
Jeff Chapman said…
Oh, aren't we doing phrasing anymore...my bad. Couldn't not use phrasing when someone mentions Archer. Surely someone responded with something for which it applies...it always applies.
August 29, 2017 at 4:54 PM
Jason ON said…
Oh, now I get it!
August 29, 2017 at 6:08 PM
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