I guess this will settle the church/state issue.

I guess this will settle the church/state issue.

By Jason Nungesser May 05, 2015

I guess this will settle the church/state issue. Does Jesus have standing to file a lawsuit against American citizens? Or is he considered a foreigner? Does he have to appear in court? I mean, that could settle a lot of is he or isn't he questions.

http://www.omaha.com/news/nebraska/nebraska-woman-files-suit-in-federal-court-against-all-homosexuals/article_91c7526c-f33b-11e4-964f-97697770307b.html

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2015/05/nebraska-sane-woman-files-federal.html
http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/davidbadash/nebraska_woman_sues_all_homosexuals_in_federal_court_because_jesus_literally

Comments

Keith Stansell said…

The Holy Ghost must be feeling a bit left out.

May 5, 2015 at 7:52 PM

David Simmons said…

I would like to see her filing papers on those breaking the 10 Commandments.

May 5, 2015 at 8:02 PM

Steve Johnson said…

Whatever happened to reserving judgement to God?

May 5, 2015 at 8:05 PM

Andrew Jones-McGuire said…

There is a lovely transcription on this site: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/05/05/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals/?ref_widget=trending&ref_blog=daylightatheism&ref_post=speaking which really is as batshit crazy as you might think it is - and the grammar is atrocious....

May 5, 2015 at 9:26 PM

Jason ON said…

There's an update: http://m.omaha.com/news/nebraska/federal-judge-dismisses-nebraskan-s-suit-against-all-homosexuals/article_ac48f042-f43e-11e4-8161-63df2bd2525d.html

May 7, 2015 at 8:04 AM

David Simmons said…

What?
The judge didn't want to decide if homosexuality is a sin or not?
Where else will I go to find out about what is sinful? I have a list of things I need a ruling on.

May 7, 2015 at 9:39 AM