I saw a unicorn earlier today. Sadly, I couldn't touch it because I'm not a virgin. Nor could I discover a box or other container of rainbows these are supposedly made of.
That, because I'm like this, is 108 calories of fat, 304 calories of sugar, 16 calories other carbs. But that makes only 428, so I guess the rest is unicorn dust.
So, Minnesota would rather people not be able to advance themselves without the officiating organization paying a fee, first? Do libraries have to pay a fee to lend books? Do documentaries put together by universities have to pay a fee first? If I move into the state and give away old college text books, do I have to pay a fee first? http://www.forbes.com/sites/evapereira/2012/10/19/minnesota-bans-free-online-education/
Are you a terrorist? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/saudi-arabia-declares-all-atheists-are-terrorists-in-new-law-to-crack-down-on-political-dissidents-9228389.html
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