Jasonisms

Oh yeah! Even though it is a CBR, it's still a sportbike! Originally shared by EagleRider Media Trick or Treat Happy Halloween! How will you be spending the night - passing out candy or going for a ride?

Ha ha ha! Originally shared by Irreverent Monk I snickered! :P

Since I'm watching a Friday the 13th marathon right now on AMC I have a question: Is Jason Voorhees technically a zombie or is he just a really pissed off hick with strong regenerative properties? Pros for zombie:  1- He has died, and come back to life (weird that he died as a child and came back to life as an adult, though) 2- He can take a beating, but nothing seems to kill him 3- His clothes are all ratty Pros for being a really pissed off hick with Wolverine-like healing: 1- He lives in the backwoods of New Jersey -- alone. 2- Bad hygiene (I'm guessing) 3- Doesn't talk a lot 4- Ratty clothes I'm sure there's more to consider but I really don't want to put too much brain power into this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Voorhees

My stream is filled with "Romney Relief Efforts" and "Disney buys Star Wars . Time to go to Taco Bell, I think.

I have never had one of these tacos, but I might swing by and grab one for free, just to try it. via Lisa Bimmerz  Originally shared by The Burger Beast Taco Bell Fans! 1 FREE Doritos Locos Taco per person today from 2-6PM - > http://burgerbeast.com/2012/10/30/free-taco-bell-doritos-locos-taco-today-from-2-6pm/

Shake your head now. First Disney buys Marvel Entertainment and now Star Wars . Originally shared by Reuters FLASH: Walt Disney to buy Lucasfilm, including Star Wars franchise, for $4.05 billion. Star Wars episode seven will come out in 2015, Disney says

A bit of rationale in the GOP? It's easy for the lazy media pundits to jump to conclusions in either support or derision of a politician's actions without actually having an inside view of the situation. but this brings me to another concern and that is the lazy media. Where is the investigative reporting in counter to the blowhards with video cameras? Oh yeah, those investigative stories are in lamestream sources which investigate and verify facts before reporting. Many of those are names some of us trust, names ending in Times or weekly publications, not on local news at 5 or any station rhyming with "box." However, many of those names in respectable press are names people don't trust, mainly because their reporting is contrary to the preconceived notions being shouted from rooftops by blowhard pundits. Ms. Rice, having been a Secretary of State and National Security adviser understands what goes on behind the scenes and is willing to wait for the facts to eme...

Okay, if this doesn't make you laugh then you don't have a funny bone. Originally shared by **** green screen fail. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrDPlzmnQC0

Stand back! I'm trying science! Seriously, though, here are some cool videos if you're into science-y stuff. Originally shared by Klaus Seiersen Wow, I now have more than 15.000 followers! Thanks for the support everyone. To celebrate, I here give you nothing less than: 100 Coolest Science Videos on YoyTube Enjoy! http://www.onlineschools.org/study-hall/100-coolest-science-videos-on-youtube/

I moved my Task Bar to another side of the desktop on my computer. For years it was on the "top" and I moved it over to the "right" side. It's taking a bit to get used to it over there.

This morning in Denver.

I'm just going to park this here for a minute. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/10/28/joss-whedon-romney-ad-zombie-apocalypse-video_n_2036055.html

At the Emergency Room. Friend who's grandfather died the other day thought she was having a heart attack.

Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 (7") on sale at Costco.

So, which candidate believes in America? Originally shared by Wes Forster

Fast zombies or slow zombies?

See, communism creates people! Originally shared by Irreverent Monk

Hey ladies, I found him!!

I'm not entirely sure what this was -- some sort of steel bar wrapped around, and through, a tree trunk.

Today in Denver

Xander from Buffy inspired Tony Stark? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xf6uozvtggY

Sitting at my friend's grandparent's house. Her grandfather died this morning, well mid-morning. He's in the next room as the mortuary service hasn't arrived yet. My friend's mother is on a road trip between Las Vegas and Moab (closer to Moab, I think) and therefore still hours away. Luckily other family members were able to come over.

Women of the World! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/10/24/global-gender-gap-report-2012-best-worst-countries-women_n_2006395.html?utm_hp_ref=fb&ir=Women&src=sp&comm_ref=false

_ "I assured all women that the issue of rape is a serious issue. It is not one that my God condones...."_ But the Bible condones lots of rape:  http://www.evilbible.com/Rape.htm More: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/richard-mourdock-rape-comment-puts-romney-defense/story?id=17552263#.UImydsXA9rU http://www.indystar.com/article/20121025/NEWS0502/121025027

The crappy microphone on my G2 did this drum-off no justice whatsoever. These guys were great and attracted quite a crowd.  This is what I love about living in/near a city: diversity and public displays of awesome.

Rufus from our walk this morning. That white stuff on his fur is not blow, it's snow.  This picture was edited with Creative Kit.

Ryan doesn't get it. Is he too stupid to be (v)President? https://www.google.com/producer/editions/CAowx6UM/politico_top_stories/CAIiECTEDvooJiZjXiFrgxQp3QEqMggEIhCIIBOxfCHv7c2WRo4bn4YFKhwIACIQkAqG-gKbch86CQ7xXpcDACoGCAowx6UM/ryan_jabs_obama_on_bayonets

Oh, come on Mittens, at least make it harder to make fun of you. https://www.google.com/producer/editions/CAowmYb1AQ/the_impolitic/CAIiEMhbDl5qOL_3A8x5jPR9Z98qMwgEIhA2oGx3coIat6izHhTdfLshKh0IACIQj6QhBufZxst7Tlhoy7UM1yoHCAowmYb1AQ/mitt_outsources_his_campaign_wor

One could argue that Romney's blimp being forced down was an "act of god;" and that even the gods themselves are saying down with Romney . http://m.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/wp/2012/10/22/mitt-romney-blimp-crash-lands-in-florida/

Will scientists be fleeing Italy in droves now? Does this open the door for lawsuits against religious institutions for not predicting natural disasters? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/10/22/italian-court-convicts-7-experts-failing-to-warn-citizens-200-quake-that-killed/

The Zombies are Coming! http://instagr.am/p/RB0nDLt-QV/

Had lunch, now it's time to shoot some zombies!

Let's not forget, Myth Romney doesn't think all Americans are equal under the law. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRN9Y5Nvdqk

Psychopaths in the making?  http://www.ktnv.com/news/local/175007571.html?lc=Smart

My roommate just handed each of the dogs a (dog) cookie and then handed me a (people) cookie.  I wonder if we've all been good boys?

Texas women make the best psychos.  Originally shared by Jane Ellen This is a whole lot of weird.  FIrst of all, my gyno never gave me sex as a treatment.  Should I complain? http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2012/10/pose_gyno_bucnanan_sex.php

Just saw this amazing color coming in the window and had to grab my camera and run outside. This is an image I took with the Android.

Via Lanie deVuch If you're a VZ customer you may want to take note. Originally shared by **** You may be eligible to get a $100 rebate when you trade up to a new Motorola smartphone today!  Learn more at http://moto.ly/jbtradeup

via Al Jazeera English  This seems fitting considering the whole Melanie Jones fiasco. Originally shared by The Stream Should internet trolls be "outed" in order to counteract offensive speech online?  http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/should-online-trolls-be-exposed

Are strong women rare? I've known some very strong women and I've known some very weak women. The same can be said about men, too.  Originally shared by Laura Manach Va bientôt participer à une conférence "purement" féminine. Je ne suis pas militante du tout, mais j'aime bien ce genre de quotes, qui résume ce que je pense aussi.

So, history does repeat itself! Originally shared by Lauren Weinstein http://gawker.com/5953357/missouri-pastors-fiery-speech-against-equal-rights-for-homosexuals-has-stunning-twist-ending

Having never had a mother-in-law I don't have any jokes. However, you might.  Originally shared by ABC News We're looking for your funniest (tasteful) mother-in-law jokes to feature on Mother-in-Law Day fun article come October 28th. To submit: http://abcn.ws/QCf4fV   http://abcn.ws/QCf4fV

So, Minnesota would rather people not be able to advance themselves without the officiating organization paying a fee, first? Do libraries have to pay a fee to lend books? Do documentaries put together by universities have to pay a fee first? If I move into the state and give away old college text books, do I have to pay a fee first? http://www.forbes.com/sites/evapereira/2012/10/19/minnesota-bans-free-online-education/

It's party time, chumps! Originally shared by Connie Hammond hahaha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwilbVYvUg

And I want to watch this later. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCQg7spehCY

This looks interesting. Looks like Syfy might be investing in some non-reality TV shows. When I first saw this I thought it was an Alien Nation remake, but this looks like it could be better than that show. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt6qZv5atVw

It all started with a (supposedly) 'bot account on Google+ : Melanie Jones . Who, as it turns out, is not a 'bot, but rather a real live girl who claims to be a social media and personal branding expert. Go look at her Profile, she posts only pro-Romney/Tea party posts, which is fine, each and every person on social media has a right to curate their own mini-blog of their own material. Sometimes these posts are overtly pro-Romney and sometimes they're very disparaging towards the current sitting president , Obama; sometimes going so far as to make them racist. But that wasn't enough. What really annoyed the Google+ community is Melanie Jones does not allow commenting on any of her posts by dissenting opinions. Sure, they're all public posts (she wants them to be seen by the entire internet) however she restricts commenting to those people who agree with her or who will reinforce her opinions. That's right, she does not allow dissenting comments or ...

Either everyone has commenting turned off on their posts or my mobile app isn't letting me comment on anyone's posts. That's annoying, especially since I only know I can't post until after I type out a comment.

Since I cannot comment of the original post, I have to share it. As I tried to post on Miranda Celeste Hale 's post: The first step is always the most difficult, then it becomes much easier. Originally shared by Miranda Hale http://flpbd.it/r2wqB

A little encouragement to intimidate voters, Mitt Romney ? Originally shared by Nicholas Vilppu Let's add voter intimidation to the list of Romney's accomplishments. He is really grasping at straws here now, but is it sad that I am not surprised but this? #romneyryan2012   #obama2012   http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/10/17/1037881/leaked-audio-romney-employers/

The god of the mind... is s/he/them a real deity? Originally shared by Brandy Ellis (Wed02) What is real to you? This is certainly interesting. What do you think this means for humanity? Via: Gabriel Fitzpatrick (Shared using #DoShare ) http://news.discovery.com/human/brains-on-prayer-make-god-real-gotta-see-video-121015.html#mkcpgn=rssnws1

More people who vote. People, who like Bryan Foster and J.C. Kendall will believe anything they're told by their conspiracy right-wing knowledge-bearers. Originally shared by Kent Goertzen These people vote.   This is why voting is so important for everyone else.    http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/10/17/1030281/romney-debate-watch-party/

We need to see more of these wasteful spending reports. Really an airport that has one flight a month gets $150,000 from congress? Committees spending more time debating their staff pay than actually performing their tasks?  http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/power-players-abc-news/wasteful-spending-tax-dollars-martian-menus-non-profit-105911755.html

So, I went to the library and got a bunch of stuff. Some I'd requested and were waiting on hold, while others I just grabbed at random. The only movie I've previously seen is Super 8 , but to my knowledge my roommate hasn't seen it yet. Also, I grabbed One for the Money for her.  The rest are for me. http://jasonisms.blogspot.com/2012/10/library-library-i-want-my-library.html

In my (feeble) attempt to blog more often, I give you, my fans, this: My Pick-Ups From the Library 10-16-2012 From Reserve: Random Pickups: and one CD set: Leonard Cohen

Sometimes google just annoys me. I mean, how could Google's search not find a page in my history I was sitting there looking at, much less I page a looked at a week or two ago? http://jasonisms.blogspot.com/2012/10/chrome-history.html

Google Chrome annoyed me.  A couple of weeks ago I read this article on time.com's website: Is Human Nature Fundamentally Selfish or Altruistic? Therefore, that website URL should be in my Chrome history . Since I wanted to refer back to this particular article for a comment I was making on Google+, I went to Chrome ==> History and used the search function to search my Chrome history. I tried searching 'time.com" and Chrome could not, or would not, find that page in my history. I tried searching "children behavior," also with no success. I tried searching "time" and still couldn't get the time.com page to show. So, having loaded the Time.com page today (for my reference and for this blog post) I went back to Chrome History  and performed another search of "time.com." I could see the article's URL page listed right there, maybe the fourth or fifth page down on the history.  This article was not found. Nothing from ti...

And yes, Virginia, this woman is allowed to vote. via April Benney http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8

Damn! That hurt me to watch! http://gawker.com/5952518/german-speedo+wearing-genius-jumps-into-frozen-pool-expecting-outcome-that-doesnt-involve-him-getting-hurt-is-unpleasantly-surprised

I walk the dogs in the morning, I walk the dogs in the afternoon and I walk the dogs in the evening. Sometimes they're more than an hour walk and sometimes they're about 20 to 30 minutes. Each and every time, though, I feel naked if I don't bring my cell phone along with me. Not that I cannot be without my phone. I think it has more to do with watching Law & Order  franchises and other crime dramas. It's not that I cannot be untethered from my phone it's that feeling that Murphy's Laws will take the reigns and that one time I'm without contact to the police or other emergency services I'm going to need to call for help or to report something. That feeling kind of annoys me. Didn't we all, well most of us all, used to live without cell phones? Didn't we used to have to walk or run to the nearest phone when an emergency occurred? I remember in the late 90s (pre cell phone) when I was walking near my mother's house in Florida when I not...

So, I wanted to reshare this for the daytime people. Enjoy. Originally shared by Jason ON Oh yeah, that happened.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_5-m9RM6_E

So, science did that again. Originally shared by **** Ricky Gervais - telling it like it is?? What are your thoughts? #lizzyspit  xx

Oh yeah, that happened.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_5-m9RM6_E

I saw on the show Big Love a scene wherein there were binders full of women coming of age for the polygamists to choose from for their next wives. I'm not sure how to search for that, but Romney's claim to have binders full of women reminded me of that scene. Can anyone find info on that practice? Do Mormon polygamists really choose their brides like that? Originally shared by **** Google search interest in the term "binders" increased by 425% during the first hour of the #debate.

No Trespassing, Rufus!

I certainly hope the non-decided voters who are watching this see Romney as the spoiled brat he is. Keeps taking more time, arguing with the moderator and crying that he's not getting more time even though he's getting all the time he agreed to in the beginning. #debate

Is Romney digging himself a PR/fact-checking hole?

Last non-debate post here for the next hour and a half or so. Originally shared by Denise De La Vega This is so tragic. Well done, Anonymous.  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/16/amanda-todd-bully-anonymous-suicide_n_1969792.html

Fall 2 http://instagr.am/p/Q2lLLCN-WD/

Of course I'll be watching this! This is better than sports! Originally shared by NBC News Share this photo if you're watching tonight's second presidential debate in Hempstead, N.Y., at 9pm ET. For more ways to experience live coverage, highlights and analysis from NBC Politics, visit http://nbcnews.to/S1OS1T

Who can't use SmugMug Pro for life? http://www.photowhoa.com/c/fAOghGN

As seen on my dog walk this morning. http://instagr.am/p/Q2j-Hot-VX/

So, apparently they're still making remakes. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG58LNPt4rY

Won't be up for long, folks.See it while you can.  Warning: graphic http://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/news/170499-this-bootlegged-evil-dead-remake-trailer-is-stunning

No Maury Povich for the Dark Lord! Originally shared by DeAno Jackson Nothing here really needs to be said, does it? #StarWarsTuesday

Ha ha ha!! Could have been worse! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiV7Xs2cvqg

Because it's true.

If you're interested in reading The Black Prism you can get it right now for $1.99!!  That's a screaming deal! It ends today, though, so jump on that! http://www.brentweeks.com/2012/10/black-prism-ebook-just-1-99/

So, I just received an email from Google Play Books stating I qualify from a settlement: ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Google Play / Google Books customer, Benefits from an Attorney General E-books Settlement Fund Para una notificación en Español, llamar o visitar nuestro website. Records indicate that you are eligible for a payment from Settlements reached by the State Attorneys General with E-book publishers Hachette, HarperCollins and Simon & Schuster. The Settlements resolve an antitrust lawsuit about the price of electronic books (“E-books”). Google has not been sued in this case. It is providing this notice as a service to its customers. What the Settlements Provide The Settlements create a $69 million fund for payments to consumers who purchased qualifying E-books from April 1, 2010 through May 21, 2012. If the Court approves the Settlements, eligible consumers like you will receive payments. The amount of your payment has been determ...

With a guest spot by Honest Abe himself, Abraham Lincoln! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dX_1B0w7Hzc

Homeschooling, huh? I guess no one taught her ducks don't have thumbs and therefore can't take over the world.

Don't ask questions you don't want answers to, ladies. via Martin Mendoza  Originally shared by ****

Added photos to HACK THIS PHOTO - 10-12-2012 - Friday Night Hack featuring Stacey Harrell!.

Another HACK THIS PHOTO for another week. I used PicMonkey again as an excuse to delve a little deeper into that particular software. This particular image didn't "speak" to me. Usually when I see an image I have an idea of how I'd like to see the finished product. Since I didn't know what this image wanted to be it took me a little longer to become happy with any editing I performed. Original:  https://plus.google.com/116361882895448900841/posts/jRzr2aHHHfL

What...? Who in the heck needs a 20" tablet? via William L. Weaver  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoNrbUtNngE

Apparently for some, anti-bullying means gay indoctrination. I'm still struggling to see the connection. Originally shared by Bodhipaksa Christianity, for some people, is now apparently anti-anti-bullying because anti-bullying is "just another thinly veiled attempt to promote the homosexual agenda." Right. http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/15/us/seeing-a-homosexual-agenda-christian-group-protests-an-anti-bullying-program.html

So, yeah, that happened. Originally shared by Jane Ellen And THIS is why we have the internet.  Watch a guy in a unitard catch a laptop between his buttcheeks.  Oh yes, I did say that.   http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=300_1350163396

Has anyone used this T-Mobile app? Does it work? Is it good? https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.asurion.android.mobilerecovery.tmobile

Getting a cut. $7.99 shampoo and cut.

Why is CNN's coverage about a minute and five seconds faster than youtube.com/redubull ?

Thanks to Alan Gerow who found this live mapping of where the balloon is in case you can't convert coordinates to a map location in your head.  http://blog.cartodb.com/post/33236163160/a-120-000-feet-freefall-jump-live-map-powered-by#livejump

I wish the location data on the side of the screen would give me a livelink to a Google Map or Google Earth where we could watch where exactly he is at any given time.

Watching www.youtube.com/redbull Getting ready to jump.

Facebook once everybody to share everything all the time. however sharing everything all the time is not always the best policy. http://online.wsj.com/article_email/SB10000872396390444165804578008740578200224-lMyQjAxMTAyMDEwMjAxODI3Wj.html

Oh yeah, this is as funny as it appears.  http://www.theatlanticwire.com/technology/2012/10/mitt-romney-google-bombed-himself/57829/

Okay, this was kind of funny. Still not sure what "gangnam" is (is it the dance?) but this is fun to watch either way. I'm loving Paul Ryan on here.  via Luigi Buscemi http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6830834/mitt-romney-style-gangnam-style-parody

What the serious F*? via Florian Rohrweck Originally shared by Steven Hodson I guess flavoring is the important part http://www.winextra.com/wacky/omg-wtf/a-gay-cure-now-in-a-pill-form/

So, the actor who plays "the Hobbit,' does he get royalties from image usage on this? http://www.salon.com/2012/10/10/new_zealand_issues_hobbit_coins_as_legal_tender/

Because it's true. Except mine were licked on by baby gryphons. I've always been different like that.

via Tessie L'Amour  So many great comments by this guy. Is homosexual unnatural? Not really, but you watching this video on a computer is unnatural! Originally shared by Adam Haskin Dude is Awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlQvf7IVxao

So, I'm over on FB to update my Profile picture and I keep getting asked if I want to "promote" my posts.  FB must think I'm awesome.

Whoops. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2216077/BBC-film-crew-held-gunpoint-trying-failing-sneak-U-S-Area-51-military-base.html?ICO=most_read_module