Okay single guys, take notes.

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Okay single guys, take notes.
I have feet. Check.
I'm sparkly (but in a cool way). Check.
So, now I just have to kidnap her or hang out at my old high school. Hmm... since I'm 2000 miles away from my old high school, I guess it's kidnapping.

edited to make it easier to read

Originally shared by Laura Manach

Comments

Paul Was said…
I think the pit option has some possibilities.
November 23, 2011 at 3:19 PM
Steve Sakamoto said…
Sneaking in and kissing her while she sleeps has never really worked for me. I must be doing it wrong.
November 23, 2011 at 3:22 PM
Mike Bates said…
Jason ON Are you the Chosen One?
November 23, 2011 at 4:45 PM
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