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This website showcases the latest is predictive AI. By using your browsing history, online purchasing trends and GPS habits it can determine which product you're most likely to buy and takes you straight to the proper page. http://rotatingvietnameseshamewheel.com/

In the SoCal area and looking for the perfect date? via Harold Chester​ Originally shared by The Blueminator UPDATE - PLEASE SHARE! UPDATE- it is being confirmed but as far as we know this guy is still at the South Los Angeles Shelter but he is on borrowed time because he is being networked by all of us. Please keep sharing him as much as possible and consider becoming a foster. Fostering saves lives. Thank you! #standupforpits intake number A1572166 •born on 7/24/2010 •brought into the shelter on 7/23/2015 SOUTH LOS ANGELES SHELTER INFO 1850 W 60th St, Los Angeles, CA 90047 213.485.0227 or 213.485.0303

Just finished binge watching season one of The Last Ship . I have to say, I'm hooked. What a great show! Perfectly paced, good action, great characters and real issues. Season 2 is sitting on the DVR waiting for me to catch up. https://youtu.be/2Vng00SYRL0

Guess what I did today in Castle Rock, CO?

On tap for this evening. https://youtu.be/1Ks6JqLzVTA

Cole, hanging out while the monkeys talk.

I really want to believe this site is some sort of satire but I just don't know. Sadly, satire is becoming more difficult to distinguish from the wackiness that runs rampant in the minds of real live people as truth. http://stopmasturbationnow.org/

Awww... Our robot overlords will have human petting zoos. Isn't that nice for some of us? http://glitch.news/2015-08-27-ai-robot-that-learns-new-words-in-real-time-tells-human-creators-it-will-keep-them-in-a-people-zoo.html

Well, she does look more like Steve Buscemi than Jon Voight... Originally shared by Rob Gordon Oh yeah - that's what's-his-name.

If you are there [in prison] against your will [who isn't?] you just have to deal with the physical abuse and rape according to the Michigan court. I would call that cruel and unusual. http://m.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/28/1416084/-Michigan-court-says-juveniles-can-be-raped-and-abused-in-prison

Is it a hate crime if your victims aren't who you thought they were? Is intent or action more important when making that determination? http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKCN0QX2J220150828

... and a short 50 years later it's considered very American by the Right to act like this. Originally shared by Kimberly Brink-Castleberry Superman poster from 1950.

Who knew? There's a word for Donald Trump, well, most of the Republican presidential hopefuls, and Josh Duggar. #wotd http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/28

Cat Hospital It's like a cross between House, M.D. and Scrubs . YouTube link: https://youtu.be/Q7ChRU9U4jI via Chris Kim A​ https://youtu.be/Q7ChRU9U4jI

So ... we don't have to keep his ghost in prison? #streamsync

You think you find the perfect place to hide out from the boss and some idiot with a drone goes and ruins it for you. Originally shared by Mike Elgan Drone checks out a wind turbine and finds some dude sunbathing on top. What a view he must have.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX8cuGiQb4Y

Google autoawesomed my picture and for once I finally like it! Bonus points, guess where? It was taken today.

The success of the Chevy Colorado (and GM Canyon) is making Ford look at the mid-sized market once more. Cool! I think most of us only need a misdsized truck. Very few of us really need a full sized beast. Originally shared by Fox News Ford is making plans for a return to the small pickup truck market in the U.S. with a new version of the Ranger. http://ow.ly/Rs0SC http://ow.ly/Rs0SC

If you're in the SoCal area, keep an eye out.  Originally shared by Lori Friedrich Amber Alert issued by the CHP *** AMBER ALERT ACTIVATION* **   THIS MESSAGE WAS CREATED BY CHP ENTAC ON BEHALF OF THE LOS ANGELES POLICE DEPARTMENT AND IS IN EFFECT FOR THE FOLLOWING COUNTIES: LOS ANGELES, VENTURA, KERN, SAN BERNARDINO, AND ORANGE.  ON AUGUST 26, 2015, AT APPROXIMATELY 1405 HOURS, LANEES ISSA WAS ABDUCTED FROM LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, BY HER NON-CUSTODIAL FATHER.  THE VICTIM IS LANEES ISSA, A 2-YEAR-OLD MIDDLE EASTERN FEMALE, WITH BROWN HAIR, BROWN EYES, STANDING APPROXIMATELY 2 FEET TALL AND WEIGHING APPROXIMATELY 35 POUNDS. LANEES ISSA WAS LAST SEEN WEARING A PINK AND ORANGE SHIRT, PINK PANTS, AND PINK SANDALS.  THE SUSPECT IS LOUAI NAYEL ISSA, A 27-YEAR-OLD MIDDLE EASTERN MALE, WITH BROWN HAIR, GREEN EYES, STANDING APPROXIMATELY 5 FEET 11 INCHES TALL, AND WEIGHING APPROXIMATELY 165 POUNDS. HE WAS LAST SEEN WEARING A WHITE SHIRT AND BLUE JEANS.  LOUAI ISSA IS BELIEVED TO BE ARMED ...

In honor of #NationalDogDay I bring you yet another picture of Rufus.

Rock Reflections of a Superhero: #Spider-Man Lost to the annals of time, YouTube bring us Spider-Man (and cast) singing! Singing!! https://youtu.be/Jt52nJWik4A

I'll admit, I'm not one who's stuck on the aesthetic of a device, preferring function over fashion, but these look pretty damn good. Not spec-wise but design-wise. Originally shared by Engadget Former Apple CEO John Sculley launches a line of stylish smartphones

Maybe my fat ass would ride my bike, then ... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1206555795/go-e-onwheel-bike-motor-kit

Even the police and the Republicans are against this move by the policeman's union.  Damn! One step close to the robot apocalypse. Originally shared by Raw Story North Dakota cops allowed to use Taser-shooting drones after police union changes law http://ow.ly/33g12Y

So many negative things in the news lately, isn't it time for a McWhopper? Seriously, Buger King wants to partner with McDonald's to supper international peace. http://time.com/money/4011724/burger-king-mcdonalds-mcwhopper-peace-day/

I woke up to the internet telling me today was National Dog Day so I thought I'd share some pictures of dogs, specifically my dog, Rufus:

For all you content creators out there giving Blab a test drive, please take notice. Originally shared by David Kutcher Blab owns your content Let's talk about Blab, since it seems it's all the rage among the marketing digerati. Blab owns your content. Really. Go to the bottom of the FAQ (linked here). The second to last section reads: Who owns the content? You can use the content however you please, but Blab owns the content. So if you're one of those people making videos on Blab, then downloading them and uploading them elsewhere (like YouTube), you're in violation. Blab could serve a DMCA takedown notice to YouTube and have all of them removed. If you're downloading the videos and hosting them on your website, Blab can serve a DMCA to your hosting company to have them removed (or your site removed as some hosts are trigger-happy). You don't own the content that you're creating. They do. https://medium.com/blab-blog/blab-faq-851d23e3bdfb

When you absolutely positively have to use more letters. #wotd http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/26

Okay, which one of you is this? Don't be shy. We're just going to laugh for a while and then the world will end. Originally shared by Chris Phenomenal Monday morning drive.

I've known a few lachrymose people in my day. #wotd http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/24

So amazing! Did you know this little tidbit about photography? Originally shared by Kristin Milton Open Source Technology - nearly 200 years ago. http://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2015/08/the-gift-of-the-daguerreotype/401816/

What an interesting word. #wotd http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/23

I think we all look for this road. Originally shared by Andrew Wisniewski The long and winding road

Way too many pop up ads so don't open this stupid site, but apparently Firefox is going to start allowing Chrome extensions instead if their own native extensions. http://www.techtimes.com/articles/78550/20150822/mozilla-says-buh-bye-to-firefox-add-ons-in-favor-of-chrome-extensions-why-this-is-a-good-move.htm

At a Concerned Veterans For America​ stroke fest rally at the Wings Over the Rockies Museum. At least the BBQ was ... well, there was BBQ. But, we should be having bands and speakers. Hey, I got a free t-shirt.

Good to know! I have a wide forefoot, or narrow heel depending on how you look at it. The problem is I hate wearing shoes. Originally shared by Gene C Yeah, didn't realise how you lace could have such an impact.. Good to know! http://9gag.com/gag/ayn254W?ref=gp

I'm just going to set this here and link to it from every Fox News post. Originally shared by Ashley Shaffer

You want to believe this is satire but then you give it a second and realize: this guy is allowed to vote. http://crooksandliars.com/2015/08/tennessee-republican-wants-taco-bell-shut

I'm laughing so hard here! Ha ha ha! (I've always owned Chevy's) via Kevin Guertin​ Originally shared by **** Found On Road Dead

Rufus suffering through me using him as a reluctant model. Originally shared by Jason ON Here's a little Rufus for you guys.  #dog

And Jeb Bush, presidential contender and younger brother of the man who signed away civil liberties with the so-called Patriot Act, recently said he does not believe data encryption should be allowed because the government needs your data to fend off terrorists. https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/08/19/jeb-bush-comes-encryption #whoyougoing2vote4 http://arstechnica.com/security/2015/08/nsa-preps-quantum-resistant-algorithms-to-head-off-crypto-apocolypse/

I saw a flying elephant!

How to acknowledge your fans, the Marvel Entertainment​ way. This is fantastic! Good job, Marvel! http://kotaku.com/marvel-s-putting-cosplayers-on-the-covers-of-its-bigges-1725600857

Any Gixxer fans out there? http://m.autoevolution.com/the-suzuki-gsx-r-30-years-of-performance-documentary-is-a-marvelous-story-video-99076.html

A little Rufus for #fidofriday #dog

A side of polar bears we don't get to see often. Originally shared by Stacy Sanchez Polar Bear Plays in Wildflowers Amazing shots! http://www.boredpanda.com/polar-bear-playing-flower-field-dennis-fast/

Never seen a Jeep set up like this before. I kind of like it. Not for me, but if I had a second or third vehicle need, this is sort of cool.

Fixed the SV today. Had to splice some wires, assemble some connectors, etc. Not entire sure if it won't look like this in a week, but we'll see. I meant to take before, during and after shots, but I kind of got caught up in what I was doing and forgot to. Had the guy at the motorcycle store tell me this might have happened because of a faulty regulator/rectifier. I hope not. The one in the bike isn't even two years old yet.

That's interesting. I had no idea Ted Cruz's mother (allegedly) renounced her American citizenship thus making Ted Cruz a non-American. Of course, with both John Stewart and Stephen Colbert gone there's no chance the common media will run with this story. http://www.examiner.com/article/ted-cruz-must-show-naturalization-papers-to-keep-his-us-senate-seat

When did Snickers get into the goofy labeling of snacks trend?

But don't forget, it was the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency​'s fault. /sarcasm We need to stop ignoring these problems and start making these mine owners fix these problems. http://www.denverpost.com/environment/ci_28647978/colorado-faces-230-mines-leaking-heavy-metals-into

Here's a little Rufus for you guys.  #dog

A friend of mins said she caught a show on the History Channel called "The Works" and the particular episode she caught was about motorcycles, specifically motorcycle helmets. The episode spoke about helmet design, per my friend. Apparently, the most hit place on the head during a motorcycle accident is the chin which is why a lot of motorcycle helmets have reinforced chin areas. The show also brought up the uselessness of skull cap style helmets as well as other open faced helmets. I couldn't find the episode online anywhere, but I did find this site.  Martin Hackworth (same guy?) is a physicist who rides motorcycles and instigates "anger management issues."  If you've ever been interested in the physics behind two-wheeled fun machines, then this website might be of interested to you. If you're a lawyer or in court over a motorcycle related injury, he has expert testimony to provide as well. Check it out. http://www.motorcyclejazz.com/motorcycle_physics...

Oooh...! Guess what I just picked up? Here's a hint: it's a book.

This, Conservatives, is your political Kingmaker. I mean, seriously, what's wrong with a little slavery followed by another crusade into the Muslim lands while simultaneously privatizing air and water; and doing away with such nefarious agencies as the EPA? Who doesn't love swimming in cesspools of industrial waste? But it wouldn't be waste, would it? If it's privatized, it's not waste, it's a holding facility. /sarcasm Originally shared by **** wat http://mediamatters.org/blog/2015/08/19/ia-radio-host-jan-mickelson-enslave-undocumente/205020

Denver, one of the best cities in the country for singles, but not so great for the sexy. #oops http://www.bizjournals.com/denver/news/2015/08/19/denver-not-so-sexy-a-city-says-playboy.html

I don't share a lot of animated gifs, but the look on that cat's face ... ha ha ha!!! Originally shared by Andrew Boulton Arghh brain freeze

Pet custody. Yes, it's a thing. http://time.com/money/3994618/divorce-pet-custody-dogs-cats/

Oh, come on, Fox News​! Not even a real popup ad that can't be closed, but a place holder? Are you kidding me?

In other words, if you're going to send snail mail, make sure the send to address is correct and don't add a return address.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbJ8o7bedHc&feature=player_embedded

Marshmellow!! Originally shared by JR Raphael I highly recommend watching this video in honor of today's Android M announcement.  It may simultaneously be the best and the worst thing I have ever seen. (And yes, for anyone wondering: This is where the GIF in my last post came from.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IBGeI6bQLo

People are horrible. Originally shared by ABC News Khaleesi, the pit bull that was found emaciated and missing half her face, was taken in by Florida rescue groups in hopes of turning the loving puppy's life around for the better. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/abused-florida-pit-bull-due-facial-reconstruction/story?id=33136030

For the south Florida peeps. Anyone know this kid? Originally shared by ABC News Katie Myers is trying to find the identity of the child to express her gratitude for his random act of kindness. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/florida-mom-searches-mystery-child-heartwarming-photo-disabled/story?id=33133878

Always trying to return a lost dog. If you're in SoCal, keep an eye out. Originally shared by Natalie Cook Please help find my missing dog in San Diego (North Park area):

Re: http://entertainthis.usatoday.com/2015/08/17/andrew-garfield-is-so-done-with-playing-spider-man/ I , for one, am glad to see Andrew Garfield out of the role. He was far too much hipster and way too much tween-glitter-vampire-thing to effectively play Peter Parker. And let us not forget, dialogue is written by writers. Sure, an actor might improvise from time to time, but the characters are written by writers and cast by directors. I'm fairly certain Peter Parker could capably be played by any number of actors as long as the character is written and directed properly. What Marc Webb failed to portray, what Sam Raimi got right, is how Peter Parker was a social outcast. He didn't interfere when Flash was beating someone up, nor was he a solo skater. Yes, he had trouble talking to girls, but what young man at the age of 15/16 didn't? What Marc Webb's The Amazing Spider-Man films got right about Spider-Man they also got wrong about Peter Parker. Let's face it, ...

Be prepared to be scrutinized for nothing more than owning, or being on, a motorcycle. http://news.yahoo.com/bomb-centre-thai-capital-kills-five-wounds-20-124836371.html

You know that feeling when you're doing something so completely mundane that you're not exactly thinking about doing it and you burn yourself so bad you instantly blister? Oh, you don't? I do. Ouch!! And on a fingertip, no less. That'll hamper productivity for a day or two.

I believe its a little disconcerting that the DoD spent so much money funding - I can't even call it pseudoscience - Scientology in an effort to cure PTSD. Note: I did not verify this with any other source but took CfI at their word. If you find this to be false or have other information, as always, let a brother know. http://www.centerforinquiry.net/newsroom/end_dangerous_scientology_experiments_on_gulf_war_vets_says_center_for_inqu/

And here I thought it had something to do with baseball, possibly regarding a terrible batting average. #wotd http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/17

Doh! and ha ha ha! Seriously though, all the light beers are terrible, not just Bud Light. Coors Light is horrendous and don't even get me started on Miller Lite. ::shudder:: https://youtu.be/KjN2BFf-AXs

I was kind of hoping for more of the Stines. I thought they were a great real world threat for the Winchesters. When Dean killed them all I sort of hoped maybe a few from Europe would show up or something. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/supernatural-season-11-premiere-network-president-talks-series-ending-5-spoilers-upcoming-season-1515450

The Corpse Plant at the Denver Botanic Gardens will flower within the next 24 hours and won't again for a decade. Watch it live. Originally shared by Robert Rowe Corpse Flower at the Denver Botanic Gardens is expected to bloom either tonight or tomorrow!  This is super rare (won't bloom again for up to 10 years!), and when it does, it releases a stench that simulates rotting flesh.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_gXWINuPuw&feature=share

In case you were unaware, I am an atheist. I know no such things that we might call gods exist. This is true and irrefutable. From time to time I've had my own arguments with other atheists. Many of them think being an atheist means being antireligious. This is not true. A religion is a system of beliefs held by multiple people and does not require the presence of a god in order to exist. Over the years I've called out other atheists for claiming such things as religions are inherently bad or nothing good comes from religions when, as many sociologists and psychologists will attest, those beliefs aren't true at all. Religions can have a positive outcome for people. They can create a sense of community, a sense of welcome and be a psychological salve to many people, with or without being centered around a deity. For those people looking for that sense of community but don't want to be sold a theology, try a Universal Unitarian church. Unless you're in the small to...

Nokia​ really needs to come out with a new phone soon. http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/08/tough-as-nails-nokia-cell-phone-fights-valiantly-against-red-hot-nickel-ball/

Helping a brother out. Originally shared by Jeffery Duke Everyone, this is my brother, Cody, he's been missing for about a week. He's likely near Brigham City, Utah, please share with anyone you might know near that area. Thank you!

Sharing because everyone should read about a good guy. Originally shared by Bored Panda This Barber Gives Free Haircuts To Children Who Read To Him (3 pics): http://www.boredpanda.com/barber-free-haircut-kids-read-books-courtney-holmes/ #reading   #barber   #kids

I thought it was so the song was easy to sing. http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us/words/why-is-the-alphabet-arranged-the-way-it-is

That is totally Dukes of Hazard! But with a Ford Motor Company​ Taurus. Originally shared by Alex Hernandez EXIT NOW!! NOW!!

The Department of Justice says criminalizing homelessness is against the Constitution! http://www.washingtonpost.com/rweb/biz/its-unconstitutional-to-ban-the-homeless-from-sleeping-outside-federal-government-says/2015/08/13/1f3fb0a1181ae9a3e6695475563cd2f0_story.html?tid=kindle-app

That's really cool. Granted, any of the devices out right now would have sufficed, but still ... Just the scope of this run is amazing! http://techaeris.com/2015/08/13/british-runner-running-canada-argentina-help-lumia-930/

I took this one a few years ago from ... I want to say a point and shoot camera, in Leadville, CO. Edited today with Snapseed​, because why not?

Stephen Colbert on women and equality. http://www.glamour.com/entertainment/2015/08/stephen-colbert-shares-why-he-thinks-women-should-be-in-charge-of-everything

Astronauts get breaks? http://time.com/3995908/international-space-station-radio/

And how do women and men who love women even consider voting Republican? http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/donald-trump-isnt-even-the-worst-misogynist-in-the-2016-race-20150812

So, Stan Lee knows a little about Marvel, right? from:  http://9gag.com/gag/aMQKyLG

So, the #BlackLivesMatter  protesters were protesting on Interstate 70 in St. Louis. Aside from stopping traffic it was a peaceful protest. A woman, after briefly speaking to a police officer, decides to plow through the crowd of protesters with her small SUV. Now, I'm fairly certain that in all fifty states, when a vehicle collides with a pedestrian, whether or not that pedestrian is protesting, the vehicle is always at fault. Correct me if I'm wrong here. And in one final twist of - St. Louis cops really hate Ferguson and BlackLivesMatter protesters - irony, the cops arrested two of the protesters for damaging the woman's SUV after she hit them with her car. Yeah, you read that right.  http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/08/12/1411374/-Angry-driver-plows-into-protesters-on-I-70-police-file-charges-against-protesters-for-SUV-damage Remember that, folks. Next time you hit a pedestrian with your car in St. Louis, you can sue said pedestrian for damage to your vehicle. The vi...

We all knew this was going to happen. Scott Walker's presidential financier wanted a publicly funded private stadium, so he got a publicly funded private stadium. Proving, once and for all, that Scott Walker isn't interested in a free market, he's interested in crony capitalism. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/13/us/politics/scott-walker-approves-public-funding-of-basketball-arena.html?_r=0

Me and Steve Johnson​ having sasparilla (sp?). No Sash Walker​. She decided to have a ladies night.

Thais is what I get for editing photos while bourbon.

Not a real fix so much as a recognition of a problem. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2015/08/06/business/dealbook/sec-approves-rule-on-ceo-pay-ratio.html?referrer

Not that they will listen, but you know it's bad when your fans say "no more." Marvel (Disney) has plenty of cash on hand right now. Perhaps Fox should listen. They can make more money selling back than they would off Fan4 movies and merchandising at this point. https://www.change.org/p/everybody-group-people-make-fox-sell-the-rights-to-fantastic-four-back-to-marvel-studios

On tap for this evening. https://youtu.be/Zq8Nw84krbY

I'm fairly certain I'd hurt someone. Badly. Originally shared by ABC News The beating death of a Pomeranian named Fox may have been eclipsed by the hand-written note left behind: "We beat it 2 death lol HAHAHA!" http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/beaten-pomeranian-found-note-beat-death-lol-33019033

So, that happened. Good on Lowes for firing the store management after this affair, but they really should have refunded the customer's money and told her to go elsewhere. We can't know why this woman didn't want a black delivery driver. She could just be a good old fashioned racist or, perhaps, she was a victim of a crime by a black person and it stuck with her. What we do know is how Lowes handled the situation and regardless of whether they went far enough, they're on the right track. Originally shared by Terris Linenbach Civil rights in the US are only for those who are lighter than a grocery bag Lowe's Delivery Man Called Back When Customer Asks For White Worker Customer said, "I got a right to have whatever I want and that's it." http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/lowes-delivery-man-racist-customer_55c9f92fe4b0923c12be0cf8

This isn't going to bode well. Let's set aside the fact that their very presence will escalate tension in the area, but if a bunch of white guys are allowed to openly carry assault rifles in a predominately black area already under considerable racial tension and the police allow them to do so, then the police and local district attorney's are complicit in any actions that occur as a result. http://freakoutnation.com/2015/08/totally-not-racist-heavily-armed-oath-keepers-in-ferguson-to-keep-black-people-in-line/

I'm actually really looking forward to this movie. Anyone else planning on seeing it this weekend? http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/features/dr-dre-ice-cube-break-810256

Ha ha ha! Microsoft has a sense of humor. Try going to "abc.wtf" in your search bar.

Had to change a tire today. That was fun. At least I finished before the rain.

Normally I don't share links that have been shared a gazillion times over, but I wanted to make a point. I wonder which tech writers are going to claim Google (no plus) is dead? I mean, Hangouts and Photos are decoupled from G+ and YouTube comments get their own system back which naturally means Google+ is being abandoned. So, Larry Page says the entire company is restructuring which, by tech writer logic, means Google is dying ... right? http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2015/08/google-alphabet.html?m=1

Same here. Originally shared by John French

So, there's a word for that. Who knew? #wotd http://dictionary.reference.com/wordoftheday/2015/08/10