I have a neighbor who is exceptionally annoying.

I have a neighbor who is exceptionally annoying. She and he girlfriend have a cloud of smoke all over the neighborhood, they toss garbage around and argue so loud and often, they can be heard through their walls, across the sidewalk and through our walls.

She just came over, knocked and asked for help. She has a flat tire. Naturally, since I hate women (according to feminists), I just went out there in the cold and dark to change her tire for her.

Why? Because when people need help, I help. That's just who I am.