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This is what justice looks like in #Floriduh . People like George Zimmerman get off from killing an unarmed teenager who did nothing but cross Zimmerman's path. This man, a veteran, the son of veterans, fired a warning shot in response to a crowd that was threatening to cause him severe bodily harm or death for no other reason than he was there. The aggressor admitted his intentions. The investigating officer recommended a severely reduced sentence. The court gave him 25 years. Also:  http://www.wctv.tv/news/headlines/Florida-Mom-Gets-20-Years-For-Firing-Warning-Shots-215759571.html #ithappenedinflorida  and once again it's en embarrassment to tell people I'm from that state. http://www.change.org/petitions/commute-the-25-year-mandatory-minimum-sentence-for-michael-giles

The article doesn't say how old the daughter is or the extent of her injuries, but regardless, this is way out of line. With video and testimony, I don't see this guy getting out of this child abuse charge. #floriduh #ithappenedinflorida http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/09/18/florida-man-beats-daughter-for-40-minutes-to-the-tune-of-blurred-lines/

More crazy stuff you can only believe when I tell you #ithappenedinflorida. Come on #floriduh, you're the butt of too many I jokes already and I'm usually embarrassed to tell people I'm a native. Originally shared by **** Florida: say no more. "A sheriff’s deputy was dispatched last week to a Florida elementary school after a girl kissed a boy during a physical education class." http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/cops-called-for-school-kiss-657831

#ithappenedinflorida http://goo.gl/mag/neYShhW http://goo.gl/mag/neYShhW

Have you ever wondered if #ithappenedinflorida ? #floriduh  is a placed all it's own. Originally shared by Theresa Reel LOL Jason ON this made me think of you - cause you often point out the insane of FL   http://shine.yahoo.com/video/weird-crime-why-does-always-230000316.html http://shine.yahoo.com/video/weird-crime-why-does-always-230000316.html

Ahh... #Floriduh, how you entertain. Florida Headlines Of The Day. http://goo.gl/mag/PXjyR9c Yeah, #ithappenedinflorida http://goo.gl/mag/PXjyR9c

A lot of things in Florida don't make sense. Even this. #floriduh #ithappenedinflorida Outside The Beltway - Mobile Edition: The Kaitlyn Hunt Case: Teenage Romance Or Sexual Predator? http://goo.gl/mag/d2FMz8S http://goo.gl/mag/d2FMz8S

#floriduh is being stupid again. One would think the insurance companies would be fighting this to reduce the number of claims. Oh and #ithappenedinflorida Originally shared by Gord Wait Facepalm.. Economic lesson in play. When self driving cars become mainstream (probably by being so much safer that insurance rates will plummet for them) here's one group that will oppose them wholeheartedly.. http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130514/17551823088/floridas-redlight-program-designed-to-make-driving-more-dangerous-shortening-yellow-lights.shtml

Yeah, #ithappenedinflorida  and it was weird. Really weird. Florida should be it's own reality show.  Originally shared by NBC 6 South Florida THE YEAR IN WEIRD FLORIDA: In 2012, Florida was a state where a lifeguard got fired for saving a life, a woman got arrested for riding a manatee and a man repeatedly used 911 as a phone sex service. Here is a recap of the year’s weirdest news stories statewide >>> http://bit.ly/YlC6vg Which story do you think was the strangest of 2012?

Normally when I tag something #ithappenedinflorida the article is just bizarre. This time, however, is salt tragic. http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/12/10/15823192-abuses-at-infamous-florida-boys-reform-school-even-more-widespread-report-says?lite

Yeah, this is the kind of thing that when you see it, you know #ithappenedinflorida  . He died during a cockroach eating competition after a worm eating competition?  Really? Originally shared by Tom McGill Florida! http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/11/26/15460502-florida-man-who-died-in-cockroach-eating-contest-choked-to-death-autopsy-says?lite

Yes, #ithappenedinflorida , this time though, it happened in an interview with a Florida representative. Paul Krugman has it right, here: neo-conservatives are wearing blinders to anything they didn't already know and are trying to make sure the rest of us don't learn anything new, either. Is there any wonder the USA's educational standings, when compared to other western nations, keeps falling? http://www.nytimes.com/2012/11/23/opinion/krugman-grand-old-planet.html?smid=go-share

Yes, #ithappenedinflorida ! Florida's stand your ground law protecting people from a yelling match with bullet fire since 2005. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/23/black-friday-walmart-shooting_n_2178908.html

Because Florida. When it happens, #ithappenedinflorida . I wonder if the courts will recognize her defense of divine inspiration? http://jalopnik.com/5962439/god-tells-woman-to-go-100-mph-and-lay-on-horn-because-florida

#ithappenedinflorida   'nuff said. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/woman-high-masturbating-starbucks-article-1.1196127

Ummm.... what? There's a cockroach eating competition? #ithappenedinflorida   http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-19879379

Another case of #ithappenedinflorida   Does it cause a disturbance? More than likely only amongst the teachers and faculty. http://www.myfoxorlando.com/story/19657314/student-suspended-for-extreme-hair-do

Yes, #ithappenedinflorida . Doesn't it always seem to?  via Elizabeth Bathory http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/miniature-donkey-sex-bust-576142

#ithappenedinflorida   I heard about this on the radio this morning. Dede Craig King, this is bad sex. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/12/amanda-linscott-gun-sex-moving-car_n_1877198.html

Why does nearly every news story I see about something happening in Florida, especially Florida politics, embarrass me? This paragraph from the story summarizes it perfectly: In recent years, however, Florida health administrators have relied upon nursing homes to house hundreds of children who could safely live at home with their parents -- often at less expense to the state, advocates claim. In his letter, Mr. Perez said the state has cut millions from programs that support the parents of disabled youngsters, refused $40 million in federal dollars that would have enabled some children to stay or return home, encouraged nursing homes to house children by increasing their per diem rate -- and even repealed state rules that limited the number of kids who could be housed in nursing homes with adults. Privatizing social services is not the way to go. Private entities are not interested in the mission, they're interested in the bottom dollar and profit margins. We've seen the deplo...