Jasonisms

Web swing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8K1m6SCRz4&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Two more days and he would have gotten his own religion. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-found-alive-kicking-in-body-bag-at-mississippi-funeral-home/

This is kind of what I thought Schemer would evolve into, but it never did. Anywho, cool new app for you social butterflies. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwu_fAkBk

Wacky Tea Partiers is wacky. Seriously, how do these people function in a society based on 'all men are created equal'? http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIws97NiRk

This just so happens to be one of the best arguments for a free and open internet that I've seen in a while. Calling the FCC to task and insisting that the web be treated as a commodity, the reason is sound: one of the most important mediums in the history of Man (capital M) can't be left to self regulation by the very people who profit from it. http://mobile.theverge.com/2014/2/25/5431382/the-internet-is-fucked

How can voters take these people seriously? I pity the voters in Georgia, especially Republicans, if these are their choices. The other side of the coin is: this is good news for the democrats. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwwJbpiBk

Remember that "Gmail killer" Facebook forced everyone to use? Yeah, well, it died. I'm never sure what irony means, but this might be it. http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwy72WiRk