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#DarthVader, average guy. This is a fantastic photography project! #StarWars Originally shared by Bored Panda The Daily Life Of Darth Vader Is My Latest 365-Day Photo Project (14 pics): www.boredpanda.com/365-photography-project-daily-life-darth-vader-pawel-kadysz/ #starwars   #darthvader   #photography   #funny

I still make my librarian work, just not as hard. Regardless, this is funny. via Yonatan Zunger​ Originally shared by Piera Coppola And now, filed under weird & random... Wait, there were "Musical Orgies" in 1948? Which leads me to the question, what exactly is a "musical" orgy? I mean, do they have to rehearse the songs first or is it like an "America's Got Talent: Orgy Edition" kind of thing? Is Simon Cowell judging? Via the fabulous Bonnie Burton -  http://goo.gl/rPtxW7 #Funny   #Random   #Internet   http://goo.gl/rPtxW7

"Hey Wolverine, want to see my claws?" had my laughing so hard! #xmen #wolverine #funny   Originally shared by Ben “The Blenster” Hibben This is hilarious; I am a big fan of Wolverine but this had me laughing out loud: h/t Claudio Ibarra (blame him; I'm just passing this along) https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mhko3m7D6UA

Let me copy and past the text, because this is hilarious and, well, true ! So after thoroughly perusing the pages of this novel (twice), I thought I'd share a few thoughts on it. The story starts off reasonably straight-forward, though the author of the first few books seems to be a bit vague and doesn't offer much background or detail about the world in which the story takes place before introducing the main protagonist, Adam. The early main plot line spends a great deal of time describing genealogical information of what I assume are the members of an important family (families?) involved with the story and descended from this Adam character. It seemed a bit overdone, though I guess Tolkien also spent a great deal of time on the seemingly mundane in his books and they're pretty popular. Speaking of which, there are a number of times that magic is invoked to turn rods to snakes or move large bodies of water around. There are also talking serpents and donkeys, so if yo...

True Story I went to the supermarket (King Soopers) to grab a few things for Mexican  lunch at the casa. My list was short: (black) olives Sour Cream Avocados lemon lime ground beef and I grabbed a couple of other things: Cherry Pepsi BBQ Lays What's funny is what happened when I arrived back at the house. My roommate was furiously cooking and putting pieces together to make the meal and I commented about how nice it was to have the produce guy there to help me pick out the avocados. "I normally don't like going to the store in the middle of the day because it's so busy, but it was nice having the guy there to help me out. he asked when I wanted to use the avocados and I said as soon as I get home." "That's what they're there for," she said. "I know, but it was nice not having to think about anything. Now I know how girls feel." She did  NOT  find that as funny as I did.

Wives. They can be so silly if you make their chains too long.

The Divorced Barbie Doll ? ? One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'  The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie fo r $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.  The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.