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Marines and Christians Both Think They're Special

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So, I'm at a laundry mat. I'm putting my stuff into one of the washers and overhear and existing conversation between a guy (maybe my age, maybe a few years younger) and an older lady. From the gist of what I heard, he's a veteran who goes to a church for his alcoholism program. I kept my mouth shut about. If he believes in the Judeo-Christian God, then why did the God allow him to have alcoholism? Not saying anything, I cotinued to mind my own business. He, and the woman, start talking about "God's plan" and "mysterious ways" and, once I get the washer going and it's locked, I leave to run an errand. About 20 minutes later I return. The woman is gone and the man is sitting in his truck in the parking lot. I'm standing here watching my clothes go in circles and listening to Malicious Compliance stories on YouTube when the dude, who apparently came back in, starts talking to me. Keep in mind, I'm wearing a headset, machines are going, a co...

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Ah, religion. How entertaining you are.

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Ah, religion. How entertaining you are. #god #christian #jewish #muslim Originally shared by Steve Hardie Christianity: Just doing what "god" commands... #SteveHardieMemes

Veterans vs. Soldiers

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There I was minding my own business, just chowing down on a hot dog and a soda, when I look up and see this guy grinding his coffee beans and wearing the the sweatshirt pictured below. As an atheist I am appalled at anything that can be interpreted as violence in the name of religion, whether Muslim jihadists , Jewish zionists or so-called "soldiers for Christ." As a veteran I am also appalled at these sorts of militant religious people. "Soldiers for Christ" sends the wrong message. First of all, Jesus preached against violence and harm. He was a hippy, peace, love, swords to plows and all of that.  So, I walked up to the man (after I finished my hot dog), tapped him on the shoulder and asked, "Are you a real veteran?" He didn't turn around, just looked at me over his shoulder, "No." "Oh, good," I said and walked away. He didn't argue or follow, nor did he create a scene. I fully expected him to be full of righ...

Pole Dancing for Jesus

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I love a dirty devout girl. :D

Turns Out There's an APP for That

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Ten Signs You're an Unquestioning Christian

Ten Signs You Are An Unquestioning Christian 1: You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of YOUR god. 2: You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from lesser life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt. 3: You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem with believing in a Trinity god. 4: Your face turns purple when you hear of the atrocities attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all of the babies of Egypt in 'Exodus' and ordered the elimination of ENTIRE ETHNIC GROUPS in 'Joshua' - including women, children, and animals. 5: You laugh at Hindu beliefs that defy humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem in believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then g...