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Sadly, true. Originally shared by matthew rappaport Happy #StarWarsTuesday ! Did you know the original Darth Vader sounded a lot like Dark Helmet? #truestorybro   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsb9ZTmbSKQ&feature=em-uploademail

StarWars!  I think a Lhapso Apso mix would have made a better Wookie, but you have to work with what you have to work with.  Originally shared by Joshua Talley Is it #StarWarsTuesday still? http://laughingsquid.com/cute-photos-of-two-boys-and-a-dachshund-dressed-as-star-wars-han-solo-darth-vader-and-chewbacca/

Since it's #starwarstuesday  I'll just say, I finished this book last night.  The timeline of the book is after A New Hope and before Empire Strikes Back , starring Han Solo, Chewbacca and Lando Calrissian as well as a few other people from the Expanded Universe. Aside from a few references to Alderaan, the Death Star, Luke and Leia, there is really no connected to the previous installment. I was kind of torn on this book. Timothy Zahn has been very good to the Star Wars universe bringing a level of sophisticated sci-fi where most authors were writing at a GED level. However, he does something with this book I wouldn't have thought Han, Chewbacca or Lando would be involved with: a heist.  Yeah, in a very Ocean's 11 kind of way, with Han playing Danny Ocean , Solo is promised wealth beyond his dreams if he can break into an unbreak-in-able safe: a safe that's made out of a material a lightsaber can't cut through, constantly moving while it's floating aroun...

"... ghastly dialogue, terribly plotting, miserable characterization..." ~ Simon Siskel and Ebert, and Simon, discussing Return of the Jedi in 1983. #starwars   #starwarstuesday   ps: who knew there was a Star Wars Tuesday hash? https://plus.google.com/108799184931623330498/posts/YoMSgvUZjQn

No Maury Povich for the Dark Lord! Originally shared by DeAno Jackson Nothing here really needs to be said, does it? #StarWarsTuesday