I went to an Irish Festival

No, I'm not Irish -- I'm American. At the festival I met an honest-to-goodness Irish lady, straight off the boat from the Emerald Isle. When I told her I wasn't Irish, she immediately asked where I was from. "Florida," I replied. No, where's you're family from? "Illinois." At some point, I said I was just a plain ol' American Mutt. She sighed, "What's your last name?" "[Insert Real Last Name Here]" "Oh, so you're not Irish." Nope. Not even a little. But that doesn't mean I don't like cultural events, especially when they're free. Yes, I said, Free . A friend of mine volunteered at the festival and they gave her a couple of free tickets for friends and family which she gave to me. The Colorado Irish Festival is a small local event focused more around Irish-style music than anything else. There were bands and booze, some food but mostly burgers, dogs and cheesesteaks. Killians ...